#uncle ash

[yourethecoolestpersonhere]

Ash an uncle is just my hearts delight.

[friskandmisc]

It Feels like Christmas Part 1

[irwinkitten]

remember when we talked about Ashton using his babies as weights? Well, Ashton was always the one who ended up flat on the floor covered in Baby SOS. Kids loved him, he was just as big of a baby as they were. The under one year olds were fine, light as feathers and he bench pressed them with ease. But then the 5-6 year olds wanted to do it too, Ash’s arms were BURNING! But then Duke was in the line too. He had no idea what was going on but he sure as heck wanted to participate

Average-ish weight for a 5/6 year old is anywhere between 16 -19 kgs and I can bench twenty four so ash would have no problem bench pressing the toddlers but it’s when they’re going up repeatedly because they’re finding it hilarious and when it’s Dukes turn, our baby grandpa would settle himself on Ashton’s chest and not move and the kids would all whine but Ashton is there like ‘oh thank god’ but seeing them so disappointed just guts him, so when he shifts duke out of the way, he’s coaxing them to chase him outside where it turns into a game of rough and tumble tag and all that can be heard is the kids giggles mixed with his.

[irwinkitten]

We should absolutely discuss uncle Ashton. Because who else is gonna buy matching Halloween costumes for their niece or nephew other than Uncle Ash? -H

Excuse me this is rude, I’d like my heart back thank you.

It’d become tradition that every Halloween he’d match with his niece or nephew and they’d love it because he’d go all out and spare no expense and when more nieces and nephews come along he manages to get group costumes so they all match the theme and I’m soft for this H why 😭

[irwinkitten]

Uhm yes LETS DISCUSS UNCLE ASH and also AUNT LAURA aka the best babysitters ever. Mike and Crystal who?

NOOOOOOO

He’d be the best uncle ever and I’m entire soft for this concept. Always willing to play with the kids and be the fun uncle. I’m just the cuddly one, lets be real.

[everygoodurlistaken99]

daddy luke almost fainting while you give birth to his child and when you tell uncle ash, mike and cal they almost pee themselves laughing