#uncle bruce

[nigaki]

I don't care care if in canon Jon and Bruce want to rip each other's throats out.

In my house, Jon got a Lego set from his Uncle Bruce for his birthday and they built it together on the floor while Clark and Lois watched it fondly from the table, playing Monopoly with Damian.

@joekitsu I got your back!

[joekitsu]

Jon getting an A on the important spelling test at school and after he told his parents when they picked him up, he immediately calls Uncle Bruce to brag too.

"Good job, kiddo," Uncle Bruce tells him, and Jon can't stop smiling for the rest of the day.

Sick Jon being dropped at the Manor by Clark because both he and Lois are busy and Bruce already has a sick kid in his care(Damian, who spread the virus to Jon in the first place), so he agrees to take Jon too.

He puts the boys in one bed and checks on the frequently, and when they feel better, he joins them and watches animal documentaries with them.

Clark finds all three asleep when he comes pick up Jon in the evening. Jon is snuggled under Bruce's arm, looking very content, so Clark just tells Alfred he'll come back in the morning.

Jon being taken on rides with his Uncle Bruce, who has so many cool and fast cars that Uncle Bruce even lets him drive.

"Just don't tell your old man," Uncle Bruce warns him(Clark knows, he heard them conspiring about it).

Uncle Bruce helping Jon with homework.

Uncle Bruce teaching Jon how to repair an engine.

Uncle Bruce taking Jon to the baseball game and buying him all the junk food.

Uncle Bruce coming with Damian to Smallville for Christmas, and Jon sits in his Uncle's lap while presents are being shared.

Uncle Bruce hugging Jon and telling him everything will be alright when Jon cries in his arms while having a rough time in his life.

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These are so cute!!! Yes please! Little tiny bois Jon and Damian sleeping on the couch with Bruce 🥹 WAAAAAA so cute

In a world where everything went right, this is what we could have had

Thanks nigaki!

[snow-leopard-7772point0]

The Life of a Hero Chapter 1

Marinette… wasn't sure what to think. Not only did she not know who her paternal grandfather was until she tracked down Rolland Dupain, but there was an entire side to that family she would have never dreamed existed. Her grandpère- he was her grandpère regardless of what people may say- was infertile and so his best friend was asked to father a child for Rolland and his wife. Her papa had a brother that she'd never heard of, and so she not only had two new grandfather's, but also an uncle and several cousins. Rolland promised to contact Alfred and see about organizing some kind of reunion. Marinette thought she was going to crush her grandpère Rolland with the hug she gave him.

She did her best to reassure her grandpère that he would not be left behind or forgotten just because of a blood relation to someone else, promising that she had more than enough room in her heart to accept them all as family. She made sure to visit her grandpère as much as physically possible, going as far as to buy an extra sewing machine to leave at his house along with fabrics so that she could work on commissions and requests from her friends while she was there and spend more time with him. Well… when her friends asked for favors these days… if she could call them friends… Marinette quickly shook her head, getting rid of the thoughts. She had no time for negativity. If her friends preferred Lila and her lies, well, that just meant she had more time for Ladybug, commissions, and her grandpère. Not to mention the rest of her family promising to come to Paris soon!

She met her aunt? on a rooftop as Marinette. She liked to parkour over Parisian rooftops in her civilian self when things just… were too hard to deal with. Like Adrien choosing to back up Lila's lies instead of just standing by now, and Chloe's increasingly vicious attempts to make her stand up for herself again. She met a woman clothed very… plainly. An off-white collared v-neck shirt with loose sleeves tucked into a pair of brown military grade pants hid her figure fairly well, her only identifying marks being her hair and face. And, well, the katana she was polishing. The woman hardly spared her a glance. "I was wondering when you would finally come out again, aibnat al'ukht (niece)."

Marinette froze. "I'm sorry, I don't know much Arabic. Did you just call me your niece???"

The woman finally looked at her, sharp green eyes meeting vivid blue. "Yes. Your father is brother to my habibi*. That makes you my aibnat al'ukht. I am Talia, your eama."

Marinette slowly lowered herself to sit on the roof. "You truly know my uncle?" Talia silently pulled out a single photo of herself standing next to Bruce, both of them smiling. Marinette's eyes widened. "Wow," she breathed, "I have an aunt."

Talia repressed a smile at the simple joy and reverence the girl showed. "Bruce and I aren't on the best of terms right now. He married me because he wanted to learn from my father, and alab allowed it because of who Bruce is. Bruce demanded I break off contact with alab… and no matter how loyal to Bruce I am, I cannot be disloyal to my father."

Marinette felt her eyes brimming with tears, her heart going out to her aunt. "I'm sorry he put you through that."

Talia shook her head. "It doesn't matter anyways. He's a good man. I just couldn't leave my past behind the way he'd hoped I would be able to. He saw himself as saving me from myself. But the reason I am telling you all of this is to ask you to keep a very big secret for me. Can you do that? Bruce must not learn of this until it is time."

Marinette immediately nodded, her face reflecting how serious she was. "I have gotten very good at keeping secrets the past few years. I can assure you that no one will learn of your secret from me, eama."

Talia studied her face before nodding. "Damian. Yazhar (come out)."

Marinette's eyes widened at the sight of the child, he looked about half her age. The near-fourteen year old had to physically restrain herself from jumping in joy, not wanting to frighten the child. She settled for grinning at him. "Hello, wulid eamm, my name is Marinette."

Damian offered her a single nod, standing not so tall next to his mother. "Damian is my abn, Bruce is his father. He doesn't know about Damian, and I'd like to keep it that way for a while yet. There is no one Damian's age where we live. I was hoping we could spend some time here so that he could get to know you and have some positive memories of his childhood."

"Of course!" Marinette jumped on the chance given to her. "I'll refer to you as auntie at home instead of eama so that no one catches on to you not being from France. I can say I'm babysitting Damian for you while you're going through a hard time, which is how you became auntie. Damian, do you like swords as well?"

The child eyed the teenager suspiciously before nodding again. "I'm not sure how well my parents would take to a kid using a sword in the house, but I have throwing knives and a target hidden in my room. Would that be acceptable?" Marinette figured this would be the best way to connect with the child instead of trying to drag him away from what he liked. She'd had people do that to her often enough that she knew how much it stung. As long as he didn't cut himself she didn't see a problem with it.

Talia stared at the baker's daughter, truly shocked. "What?"

Marinette simply blinked at her. "He keeps reaching towards his back like he's used to something being there. You're polishing a katana, so it's a safe bet that he's used to having a sword with him as well. There's a chance you've already taught him how to throw knives, but if you haven't yet, it's always good to add another weapon to your arsenal. I also know how to use a yoyo, baton, and rope dart in combat. If my uncle was wanting to 'save you from yourself,' you must be involved in something dangerous, something that involves frequent fights for your life, otherwise you wouldn't have met me with a sword in hand unless you'd planned on threatening me, which you haven't done at all. That tells me you're nervous and on edge sitting out in the open like this, especially since you know your son is unarmed except for two small blades hidden up his sleeves."

Talia grinned at the girl even as Damian somehow narrowed his eyes even more, "How did you know? 'Um did not notice until after we arrived."

"Every time you go to reach for your back and stop yourself, you fiddle with your sleeves instead. I caught a glimpse of one of the blades while you were reaching back and your sleeve rode down. No offense, but you're not yet big enough to swing a very large blade, much less hide any in your sleeves. I'm guessing you have kunai?"

Damian's eyes sparkled. He lowered his voice to what he thought was a whisper, leaning close to his mother. "'Um, can she be my 'ukht?"

Talia stared at her son, once again taken by surprise. "Would you really like me to adopt her?"

Damian nodded feverishly. "She is the first person I have met to prove even slightly knowledgeable. She is worthy to be family."

Talia sighed. "Very well, abn." She finally looked away from her son to meet wide blue eyes, "Marinette Dupain-Cheng, what would you think about becoming an Al-ghul?"

Marinette looked at the child, too small to be seven, and yet wise beyond his years before looking at her aunt, faded scars just barely visible on her neck, chest, and hands. She took a deep breath. "I cannot leave Paris right now. But if it would help you and Damian… I'll do it."

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Bruce is ashamed to say that he and his children may have… panicked a little when Alfred dropped the phone with tears running down his face. Alfred finally managed to calm them down before picking the phone back up with trembling fingers.

"Rolland? Is that really you?"

Bruce tapped his foot impatiently, listening to Alfred's side of the conversation, quickly recognizing the name. "Yes, Master Bruce, the children, and I would be overjoyed to come out for a visit. We have a few things to arrange, but we will head there as soon as possible." Bruce waited for the soft click before speaking.

"Alfred? Is everything alright?" Bruce struggled to keep his voice under control at the sight of Alfred's tears.

"Yes, Master Bruce, I do believe things are more than fine. That was my old friend Rolland- he has invited us all out to meet his- my- our granddaughter. She'll be fourteen in a few months. He offered to celebrate her birthday with us when we get there."

Bruce Wayne, infamous playboy, Batman, prowler of the night, nearly tripped over his own feet trying to get to his office to make arrangements. "I can ask Clark to cover for me in Gotham, we look similar enough. And Martian Manhunter can cover for Tim, or I can say Robin went on a trip. I'll have to ask Dick if he wants to come or not." Bruce continued to mutter to himself, barely avoiding walking into a wall on his way to his office.

Alfred simply looked down at the phone, smiling softly at the child in the picture Rolland sent him.

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*Habibi in this scenario is used in the context of meaning beloved- I have found several translations of habibi that all mean around the same thing, and so I just chose the word that fit what I was going for.

If you want to be tagged just let me know. I have no idea what I'm doing or how to connect chapters, do I look like I'm that skilled? Major character death later on in the chapters, so you may not want to keep going behind this chapter of you don't like that, angst is planned to start building next chapter.

If for some reason I am unable to tag you, I will send you a message letting you know it's been posted.

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[aikrathecat]

I spent way too long on this...

[fandoms--fluff]

Field trip to Stark Tower

Summary: Peter has to go on a field trip to his own home (Stark Tower)

Warnings: swearing, can't think of anything else

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(Peter's POV)

I woke up having a good feeling about today, I got to school on time, Flash didn't notice me in the hallway, and my classes were going by fast. That was until my not-so-lucky Peter luck tuned in when Mr. Harrington started to talk.

"Everyone next week on Monday we are going to be having a full tour of one of the biggest businesses; Stark Industries" WHAT? Great nothing like taking a tour of my own home that nobody except Mj and Ned knows about. I thought until I heard someone calling my name.  "Guess we can finally see if Penis Parker is telling the truth about his internship there," Flash said smirking to be 'cool'. Everyone still thinks I have an internship which is good so I don't have to deal with just being known as Peter Stark. That's another reason as to why my school file still has Peter Parker since that was my name before my Aunt May died three years ago in a car crash.

I got out of class with Ned and Mj beside me walking in the halls, Ned was talking like a million hours a minute about 'how cool is it that we're going to Stark tower. "Yeah well it's not going to be as fun for me," I say out loud since we're the only ones in the hall at the moment. "Why? I mean if I were Tony Starks son I would tell everybody," Ned said while grabbing his bag out of the locker next to mine. "Well, you'll regret that once they start to embarrass you, which is exactly what they are going to do to me," I said after closing my locker. "How about, just don't tell them about it and skip school that day?" MJ says as we're walking out of the school property. "I guess I can try that, the only thing is that they somehow find out everything from just my facial expressions sometimes. We all somewhat shrugged and kept walking across the street on the crosswalk trying not to get run over by the cars not exactly slowing down in time.

We split ways a couple of minutes ago and now I was on the train heading for home. Once I was in the building on the common room floor I try my best not to bring attention to myself while walking to my room eagerly to throw away the permission slip and by that first shredding it and second throw it into the trash where everybody throws out food. Obviously, that doesn't go according to plan since Uncle Clint jumped out of the freaking vent from the ceiling above landing in front of me, taking the piece of paper out of my hands reading it as I tried my best to get it back. "HEY EVERYBODY COME IN HERE" Uncle Clint yelled, after a few minute's everybody was in the living room sitting down. "So why did you call us here and why does Peter look like he wants to kill you?" Uncle Steve asked as I was eyeing the permission slip in his grasp. "Well Petey over here has a field trip on Monday," Clint says starting to unfold the slip that he re-folded after reading it himself. "Okay? And why is it so concerning?" Auntie Wanda Asked. "The field trip is a tour of Stark Tower," He said handing over the permission slip to Dad.

Everybody just looked at me with mischievous looks and I now know I'm certainly doomed. "Now that I think about it, I'm now starting to feel really sick *fake cough*" I tried not the best but certainly convincing, but no one looked impressed by my try. "Nice try kid but your going," Dad said and handed the permission slip that was now signed, I'm guessing he signed it when I was trying to get out of going. I started to walk back to my room and yelled "I swear if you guys embarrass me, I'm going to jump off this building". "You know that we're still going to embarrass you and also Tony will probably have his suit ready anyways!" Uncle Clint yells back at me.

(Natasha's POV)

When Clint called all of us down at first I thought that he broke something again because of jumping down from the vents. But I was not expecting that Peter was going to have a field trip here, where he lives. Oh boy is he going to get embarrassed by everybody including me. I have just the right thing to do to him right in front of his class that's just the right amount of humiliation but he will still talk to me afterward. I smirked to myself which caught Bucky's attention. "What are you smirking about Nat?" He said with a smug smile towards me since most people don't catch me when I'm thinking to myself. "Nothing special just a great way to humiliate the kid," I said.

I headed up to my room but first stopped at Peter's since his door was open. I saw him laying down on the floor reading a book. "Hey Hunny, what are you reading, and why are you laying on the ground when you have a bed right there?" I asked and he looked up at me, "Hi Auntie Nat, I'm reading this really boring book that my English teacher assigned us, and I just like lying on the ground, it keeps me awake from falling asleep because of the book" Peter said and went back to reading the book. "Okay, Hunny," I said and actually went into my room this time.

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(Peter's POV)

I woke up from my alarm clock and I just realized that today is going to suck big time. After getting dressed I went downstairs and see Uncle Sam sitting on the couch watching TV. "Hi, Uncle Sam," I said and went to the counter to grab an apple. "Morning kiddo might want to hurry you don't want to miss your field trip," He says and is giving me a smug smile. I just roll my eyes and head to the elevator while biting into my apple.

Once I got to school Mr. Harrington got everyone onto the bus now lecturing everyone to behave. "Now make sure to be on your guys' best behavior, we're representing our school," He said before sitting down on his seat and the bus driver is driving to the dreadful destination coming up in about fifteen minutes.

"Dude isn't it so cool that we get a full tour of Stark tower!" Ned said to me enthusiastically, Mj was sitting on the seat beside us (across the aisle area). "What if we meet the avengers," Ned said to me with a big smile. "I hope we don't," I say leaning back into the seat. "Well maybe they won't do anything embarrassing and your just overreacting," Ned said back to my last comment. MJ looked at us and said "Losers" which was pretty typical for her, then went back to her book. I still don't know how she can read on the bus while it's moving and not get car sick.

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Everyone made it off the bus looking up at the tall building in awe. Mr. Harrington led everyone into the building to the front desk. "Hi we're Midtown High, here for the tour," Mr. Harrington said while everyone was looking at all the business workers and expensive items surrounding them.

The front desk lady came around and started to hand out passes and started to explain stuff to us.

"These are your passes that you will scan to leave this area, there are different levels. You guys all have level 3 badges so you have access for all floors this tour will need". Once she came over to me, she asked me if I had mine but I lied and said "No, I forgot it". "Okay, here you go". She handed me the pass then went so she was in front of everyone and started to talk.

"My name is Mona and I'm going to be your tour guide for today. Line up one by one and press your pass on the scanner so it will let you into the hallway". Flash went first as he always did thinking he was better than everyone, soon came my turn, being last pressing my pass on the scanner. Soon heading down the hallway.

(Tony's POV)

I was watching through the security cameras in the lab watching Peter and his class in the lobby while one of the workers is handing out their passes. I turned the volume up when I saw the worker whispering to Peter asking if he had his pass. Once I heard his answer I knew he was lying since I saw him put the pass into his pocket in the hallway this morning, also probably because he didn't want anyone to know that he has a level 10 pass I thought. (Level 10 is the highest level you can go). Oh he is so going to get mad at us but hopefully, he won't hate us for the rest of our lives, I thought to myself again. Then Bruce walked into the lab with some papers in his hands. "Tony please don't tell me your spying on Steve to see if he does something wrong again," He said to me. "Actually I'm spying on the kid and his class, right now their heading to the training room to probably meet some of our friends there to tell them about our training process," I said if it was obvious. "Well good for you just being a creep watching our kid" I heard my husband Stephen say, guessing he just got here.

(Peter's POV)

Once we started walking down the hallway Flash of course had to start tormenting me, I mean doesn't he have anything better to do? It's not even 10 am yet. "Hey, dipshit, you so are getting busted today, your just a worthless something on this planet," Flash said to me once he pulled me away from the rest of the group that is now ahead of us. Right after punching me in the shoulder hard, I mean yes I have the super strength and all but it still hurt.

A little after catching back up with the rest of the class and Flash of course instantly went to the front like always chatting to his 'friends'. I went up to Ned and MJ walking with them to the destination Mona's leading us to. Once we stopped walking I realized exactly where we are. "We are now heading into the training gym where the avenger's train, once your in sit on the benches that are against the wall," Mona said and led us into the gym. Oh no I thought, the first thing I noticed once we went in is that Auntie Nat, Uncle Bucky, and Uncle Sam are in there waiting for all of us I presume.

Once everyone was sitting they started to talk. "Hey everyone, were some of the Avengers, I'm Natasha, that is Sam, and this Bucky" Nat started to say. "Yes, and we're going to be teaching you guys some self-defense moves if you ever need to use them in a serious matter," Bucky said to all of us. "Okay so everyone find a partner and stand across from each other anywhere in the empty space of the floor with mats," Sam said and everyone found a partner partially fast, but there was an odd amount of students today so I had no partner. I just really hope that nobody notices especially three people in here at this moment, I thought sitting back down on the bench. Then that's when I noticed one particular pair of eyes on me, I look that way and see Auntie Nat staring at me.

(Nat's POV)

I noticed that Peter didn't have a partner and that's exactly what I was hoping for, for my plan to work through. So when Bucky and Sam were starting to talk about some easy moves to do I went over to the lonely-looking Peter. I sat next to him, "Come on, let's show these other high schoolers how good you actually are" I said in a teasing tone. He was about to say something but someone interrupted by yelling something at my nephew. "Penis how much did you have to pay the famous Black Widow to talk to you" Flash yelled, as soon as he did I snapped my head in his direction same with Sam and Bucky, and started to give him a death glare. I soon heard Peter starting to whisper into my ear, "Auntie Nat can you please just ignore him, I promise if he says something like that again I'll tell you" I looked back at him and gave him a small smile then went back to the two idiots trying to control the kids not listening at the moment.

(Peter's POV)

Well after that humiliating encountering with auntie Nat we went to the lab where Uncle Bruce is. Oh no, I'm just hoping he'll not embarrass me, I mean he's not as 'bad' about this stuff like the others. I'm hoping as we're standing around tables that were set up along the lab.

Just then Uncle Bruce came up from where he writing on the whiteboard that's on the front wall. "Hello, I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, and right now you guys are going to be building a robot together at the tables your standing at, with only the supplies that are scattered around on the table," He said and started to go over some safety procedures, but I just zoned out since I'm in this lab almost every day. Which I really hope I didn't accidentally leave something of mine in here that has my name on it.

"Okay you guys can get started, you only have 90 minutes, Starting now," Uncle Bruce said and started a timer on his phone.

After about 20 minutes of working on the robot, I started to hear rattling near the vent opening on the ceiling beside me. I looked up and kind of saw something out of the rims, then a second later the someone up there jumped down right beside me. Great just great. "Hey, what you guys doing down here, I had no idea" Uncle Clint said with a smug look facing me then faced Uncle Bruce. Everyone gasped and started to talk about Hawkeye is in the same room as them. Uncle Clint then went over to Uncle Bruce and started to touch everything on the table and dropped a bunch of things. "Seriously Clint" Uncle Bruce said and picked everything up off the ground setting it back down on the table.

From the noise upfront everyone looked at my annoying uncles right now, well really only one but oh well.

I facepalmed once Uncle Clint walked up to me and looked at the robot we were working on. "What are you working on kid?" He asked me and everyone faced us, now I feel my cheeks flushing a little bit from everyone staring at us. "Um, we're working on a robot from th-these scrap pieces," I said kind of studdering and pointed to the jumbled pieces laying around atop the table. "Really well I thought you worked on more advanced stuff like T-" I put my hand over his mouth before he could finish the sentence. Now that got everyone's attention in the room quickly including my teacher who is now walking up to us. Oh no.

"Peter what do you think you're doing you can't just touch people yet putting your hand over their permission" with that I took my hand away from Uncle Clint's face right away. "Good now you better apologize to Hawkeye right away," Mr. Harrington said to me. I cringed way too much on the inside before apologizing to Hawkeye, my uncle yet nobody knew so he just snickered on his way out of the lab.

Were now eating lunch in the cafeteria place here, everything was going great until Flash had to ruin it. "Hey, dickwad, how much did you have to pay Hawkeye to pretend to know you because there is no way that he would know you, poor worthless, orphan, Peter Parker" Flash said to me then went back talking with his 'friends' as he calls them. That. What he just said actually kind of wanted to make me cry because I was an orphan with no family for a couple of monthes before dad or well Mr.stark is what I called him when he found out, I did feel worthless in the couple of months but not anymore. I pushed away from the idea of me crying and just ate my lunch with Ned and MJ who were both death glaring Flash more so MJ than Ned.

After we ate lunch Mona led us to one of the conference rooms that dad uses for press meetings and stuff like that, I wonder why we're here. Once we sat down on the chairs layed out in front of a bit bigger platform of the room with chairs laid down there also I then had the worst conclusion of what was going to be happening right now. Of course, that conclusion was right and a few minutes later all my Uncles and Aunties came in with my Dad the last to come into the room after everyone. Oh great just what I need more embarrassment. Doesn't the world think that I've had enough of that today. You would think but nope.

(3rd person POV)

Tony was looking around the crowd of teenagers and finally found his. He was happy at first until he heard the thing that fueled anger into him right away. "Hey penis Parker nows the time to see if you actually have an internship at this place and that you know thee Tony Stark".

Tony looked around at the other avengers and they all had the exact same look on their faces meaning they heard it too. "What did you just say to him" Wanda spoke up first, her eyes glowing red. "It's okay I've got this" Tony said and Wanda sat back down in her chair. By the woman's volume it became quiet in the room all the teens sitting in the chairs laid out. "As she said, what the fuck did you just say to my son?!" Tony said, going over to Flash to punch him but soon got pulled away from him by Steve. Him making sure Tony doesn't hurt the kid even though he's being a complete and utter asshole. Everyone was in shock of what Tony just said, most kids looked over at a now reddened face Peter who was seated at the back of the chair rows. "There is still no way he's your son" Oh boy did that make the team of superheros angrier than before. That's when Nat stepped up "If I were you I would shut up before you get your ass kicked. And for the rest of you I think its best you all leave" She said and sooner rather than later everyone left the room, probably the whole tower. Well except for Peter who was still in his seat in complete utter shock.

[incorrect-spiderson]

Bruce: So Peter, you said you’ve been feeling sick lately? Is there any reason you can think of as to why you don’t feel good?

Peter: Hm... well I did get on the subway the other day and this guy sneezed. I got a weird looking hotdog from this guy who’s bike I saved. Then I touched a piece of cheese-

Bruce: Peter... anything more... pressing?

Peter: Oh... maybe the bullet in my stomach. It has been a little more bleedy lately

[spooderboyandtincan]

Peter is really the type to just end up in random places, like under a car or behind the fridge, and nobody has a clue how he got there. 

Tony once screamed when he found Peter in the washing machine (luckily it hadn’t been turned on) Peter told him “But it’s warm in there!”

Tony just said, “If you want to be warm come cuddle with me”

He climbs into the vents with Clint when he gets bored

People will find him under the table (”C’mon, it’s cozy down here!”) 

Once he got stuck trying to fit under the couch

Bruce almost got the Hulk scared out of him when he opened the laundry basket and Peter was in there, fast asleep

Peter slept in the empty bathtub once. He told everyone he “wanted a change of pace”

Somehow he managed to haul a raft into the compound and fell asleep in it. Everyone was very confused.

Sometimes the Avengers will hear clunking and Peter voice saying “Ouch” and they know he hit his head while he was under his bed (Tony runs up frantically to check on him every time)

They had a grandfather clock, and once Nat looked at it and Peter’s big brown eyes were just staring out of the glass

On a dare (from Clint) Peter hid in the Iron Man suit. Tony panicked when he couldn’t find him and FRIDAY wouldn’t tell him, so he searched every inch of the compound. When he couldn’t find his baby he ran to the suit and Peter popped out (they both screamed)

/do not tag as st*rker/

[oceanera12]

Parent Avengers

Alright, so the new Marvel’s Avenger’s game has a few problems with gameplay and the story had it’s issues and ya-da-ya-da-ya-da. But I ain’t here to talk about that.

I’m here to talk about how I started to refer to the Avengers as I was playing through the campaign.

I loved watching Ms. Marvel interacting with the Avengers. It was one of my favorite things to watch in the game. And not even ten minutes into Kamala and Bruce’s interactions, I started calling him “Dad” because it just fit. The nick name turned into Uncle Bruce, since Kamala’s dad is still alive but my sister’s still insist that he’s “Dad”, which is great.

And then Tony came along. And immediately I started calling him Uncle Tony. It was great. And you spend A LOT of time with both Uncle Tony and Uncle Bruce as Kamala, and it was great because Kamala had her uncles just chilling with her and I loved it.

Natasha didn’t have quite the same vibes with Kamala and I went back and forth between calling her Aunt or Cousin. Still haven’t decided which I like more, but definitely leaning towards Aunt Nat. But she’s like the grumpy aunt who pretends not to care but actually does.

Thor immediately became Kamala’s Uncle who will let her do pretty much anything without thinking too much about the consequences. But he also doesn’t want her hurt so he’s cool.

GUYS. CAPTAIN DAD. STEVE IS CAPTAIN DAD. HE READ FIVE PARENTING BOOKS FOR THIS CHILD AND WANT’S THE TEAM TO HAVE “EVENING SUPPER TOGETHER” EVERY NIGHT SO THE KID HAS “STABILITY”. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.