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Give Me the Simple Life…
Laszlo: Hey yall. Gaston: Hearing your voice say "yall" is like watching somebody eat glass.
It’s Movie Night! What are all of the Robinsons favorite movie picks to watch?
Movie night? In the Robinson house? Oh, this won't be good!
Gaston, Billy and - believe it or not Bud all want to watch horror.
Gaston preaches something super not kid appropriate, like a rated R slasher.
Wilbur agrees, and then gets an earful from Franny.
Both of them are banned from voting.
You know who else isn't aloud to vote? Laszlo and Tallulah.
No matter what Tallulah chooses, Laszlo intentionally chooses something completely opposite, and they squabble if not stopped.
They love each other.
Lucille wants to watch Sound of Music, and manages to get Neil to vote the same.
Neil doesn't care what they watch, he just wants everyone to sit down.
Franny votes a musical, because why wouldn't she? Her initial vote was In The Heights, but Carl and convinced her to vote Hairspray with him.
Joe got tired of waiting and just put on a soap opera on his tablet.
Fritz was too scared to put a vote in because everyone was yelling, and 'Petunia' wanted to watch Human Centipede.
Petunia got her mouth taped shut.
Art didn't show up until the movie was halfway over because he left to get some popcorn for the group and ended up on a whole side quest.
Eventually, the votes totaled as follows:
Halloween - Billy
Trick - Bud
Hairspray - Franny and Carl
Sound of Music - Lucile and Neil
Human Centipede - ‘Petunia'
[Excluded from vote - Gaston, Wilbur, T + L.]
Spike and Dimitri just took control of the TV while the votes were happening and put on Encanto, and everyone eventually quieted down and watched that.
On the other end of the story pt.1
I can imagine the robinsons’ family group chat is incredibly chaotic 💀
It is INSANE. Every Robinson has a unique typing style and it would take a whole cypher to understand a days worth of messages.
Because this wasn’t really a concrete ask, I’m going to write the hc’s about what each Robinsons like in the chat.
Wilbur / T!meL0rd: Misspells everything. Definitely a meme spammer. Has been banned four times.
Cornelius: Doesn’t have a cool username. Uses proper texting literate, but says ‘lol’. Uses reactions more than he talks.
Franny / FrannysFrogTheater: Her username wasn’t supposed to be that long, she misunderstood what it was. She’s always active and respond in four seconds, but it never on her phone somehow. Weird.
Gaston / CANNONBAL: TYPES IN CAPS A LOT!!!! Sends photos of everything - selfies, his cannons, nature, anything he sees.
Art / Galaxy3F: He uses voice messages a lot, and they’re often horrible audio quality. Cannot type correctly even a little. Isn’t LEGIBLE. He’s determined to figure it out though.
Laszlo / F!R3W0RK: His username has nothing to do with his hobbies. He has a typing quirk, 100%. Uses GIFs a lot, and pronounces them JIFs.
Tallulah / FashionBB🏳️⚧️: Also posts memes but not often. Doesn’t talk in chat a lot. Forgets punctuation a lot, but proper caps.
Fritz / FritzRobinson2: Has to use Siri to send messages because Petunia makes it hard to type. Therefor most of what he says makes no sense.
Billy / CHOOCHOO!7 : Can she use a phone? No. She breaks her phones so often her number changes twice a week. She only responds to Fritz, Joe, and Gaston. Nobody understands why.
Joe / SweatGainer : The silent stalker of the chat. He watches everything but never talks in chat. Uses reactions sometimes. Once said ‘k’ and everyone cheered.
Carl / xX.R0bo.Xx: The chat mod. Only really types if to moderate something, or to randomly ban people for his amusement. Sends TikToks in chat at night just to annoy Wilbur, who never silences his phone.
Spike / Thing #1: Did not choose his username. Starts group video calls during genuinely important times and then leaves immediately, forcing the family to one big call. Solved a lot of emergencies like this. Refuses to admit he’s intentionally being helpful.
Dimitri / Thing #2: Emojibombs the chat way too much. Unlike Spike doesn’t care about being helpful. Refuses, even.
Lefty: Couldn’t figure out a username. Posts a very formal daily report at 7am every morning, top of chat. Carl pins it.
Bud&Luc / Lovebirds: Share an account because Bud tore his phone apart for microchips. Send those random game links for free coins and beg everyone to click them. Rick rolled the chat twice.
ROBINSONS FABORITE DESSERTS?!?’c
Oh, what a fun question! ^^
Gaston - Frozen Cream Puffs. I will NOT back down on this.
Laszlo - Oreo Ice Cream. With fruit rolls ups in it. (He likes the tattoo Fruit by the Foots too).
Art - He’s big on Pumpkin Pie. He makes a pretty good one, too.
Franny - She likes blueberry donuts, unglazed. She thinks they’re heaven above.
Cornelius - Thumbprint Cookies. They’re easy, one bite so they’re clean, pretty, and they’re peanut butter!! :D
Wilbur - Neapolitan Ice Cream, five scoops and a pound of sprinkles. He’s a smart 13 year old but he’s still a 13 year old. Neapolitan is three whole ice creams in one.
Fritz - Plain pound cake. He occasionally puts glazed strawberries on it, but he enjoys the basic yet sweet flavor of the plain cake.
Petunia can’t eat, and all she deserves anyway are nails.
Tallulah - Doesn’t really like desserts, but would chose Pecan Ice Cream if she had to pick. Carl enjoys the visual appeal of a Tirimasu. Grandpa Bud - Molten Lava cake. [I ALWAYS FORGET HIM FOR HEADCANONS IM SORRY]. He puts more chocolate on top and has to eat with a spoon and sometimes a strawz
Lucille - Speaking of straw, her favorite dessert is a split between a Mango Smoothie and a Tirimasu. She eats it away from Carl so he doesn’t get sad. :)
Any Headcanons for Uncle Art?
Uncle Art is my special fella :>
Art is actually good at making other food, not just Pizza.
Hes really good at baked desserts.
He loves dogs, and has brought Buster up on the UFO many times.
He once let Wilbur drive his UFO, which ended just about as well as Wilbur driving the Time Machine.
Art isn’t super good with emotion complexity.
Hes collected and rational, but he freezes when anyone nearby is upset or angry.
He’s really good at medical.
The only time the family saw him cry was watching Dumbo.
Those elephants scared him.
Art is the kind of guy to vault everything and yell ‘Parkour!’
He and Gaston are both really big exercise buddies, and wake up at 6am to motivate each other.
He drinks black coffee like a madman, and everyone thinks he’s crazy for that. Except Cornelius, who also drinks black coffee.
Hes allergic to pollen.
Do you have Dor-15 future headcanons? 🥺🥺🥺
You’d better BET! These aren’t really headcanons, more of just an AU. [since I enjoy dystopia and we need more dark AUs fr].
The Robinsons were split into two groups - controlled and sentient.
The Robinsons who were at risk of ‘defying’ Dor-15s orders were kept in the zombie mode we see in the movie.
Some Robinsons were kept sentient with the ‘controlled’ ones being used as blackmail.
’Disobey and I’ll terminate them’ kinda stuff.
That was possible as well - the helping hats physically attached to one’s spinal cord and was capable of instant execution at the click of a button.
I did four characters here, lmk if you want more. (And if so, who?) :
Gaston Framagucci.
Works for Dor-15 the most reluctantly.
Became irritably and almost hyper-aggressive.
Doesnt talk a lot in fear of yelling or sounding too upset.
Keeps the other Robinsons in check.
Has the most weaponry, but despite his aggressive attitude would rather die than hurt his family.
Stays up all night trying to plan ways to get everyone out of this mess.
He uses his cannons as defenses for the house despite the lack of enemies. They definitely don’t shoot meatballs anymore.
He also uses his engineering tech to create his own weapons, as well as sabotage Dor-15s weapons to temporarily inconvenience it.
Wears a large pair of spiked metal gauntlets that give him insane slicing and strength ability, but hinder his ability to work with anything small or intricate.
He hates them, but might be terminated for refusing to wear them.
Art Framagucci.
The most compliant of the Robinsons.
Its unclear why somebody so justice filled would be so willing to work for Dor-15, but as somebody who’s seen wars on other planets, he’s the most aware of the risks of a coop.
Also doesn’t talk. At all. Has voted for pure silence.
Sent to do the most violent tasks of the group, hovering his UFO over industrial areas and making sure everyone is doing their job.
Ordered to terminate those who don’t.
Silently pretends he doesn’t notice younger people who manage to escape.
He spends a lot of time watching the controlled Robinsons, who are just mindlessly set to forever maintain the house.
Hes contemplated removing their hats a thousand times, but after what happened to Tallulah he chooses not to.
Laszlo Robinson.
Laszlo. He’s sure there. Yep.
Laszo doesn’t have a job, but he’s harmless. Objectively.
Tallulah went down fighting and eventually got terminated - one of the only two Robinsons to die.
Laszlo didn’t really object any of Dor-15 orders after that. In fact, he seemed too enthusiastic.
It scared literally everyone, and he was left alone. He spends almost all day and night in his art gallery.
Its unclear though if he’s actually crazy or simply pretending to be so to avoid being put under control.
Paints the most horrific sh!t.
Utilizes his paint gun as a flamethrower by using flammable paints, and attaching a second trigger for a lighter.
Hasn’t killed any humans - torched some frogs though.
Fritz and Petunia.
Fritz is also jobless. He was originally going to be a house slave, but Laszlo silently threatened the house with arson when the recommendation of assigning Fritz a hat came up.
Fritz hasn’t changed at all. He tries to lock himself in his room as much as possible to avoid seeing the house.
Hes a lot more jumpy around everyone. He was never super close to Art, Gaston’s hostility unnerves him, and he’s silently a bit heartbroken seeing Laszlos demeanor.
Petunia is bolted to his hand an cannot be removed.
She isn’t a puppet anymore, instead containing a microchip allowing her her own - limited - sentience.
Shes a thousand times worse to Fritz. She’s only sentient to keep Fritz scared and compliment.
She has claws now, and will scratch Fritz up when slightly upset.
Shes overall very aggressive, but otherwise the same.
Due to her being bolted to Fritz’s arm, when she moves too much it hurts him greatly.
Gaston has considered duct taping her mouth because she is ANNOYING.
