#uncle kelbo

[joan-of-kachow]

Friendly reminder that it is canon Shakira is in fact a 45 yr old man

[therealsillygoose]

Anybody else remember that episode of Wizards of Waverly Place where they reveal that Shakira was actually just uncle Kelbo?

Because I do

And I wish I didn't

[gahdamnit]

UNCLE KELBO’s FIRST APPEARANCE ~ 1X16 ALEX IN THE MIDDLE

[gahdamnit]

Bonus:

[keegand]

Interviewer: What is your true name

Shakira: Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll

Shakira's Hips: Kelbo Russo

Shakira: Son of a

[dayum-yourfine]

Billboard Awards

*Shakira performs* Me: *crosses fingers* don't turn into Uncle Kelbo PLEASE

[randomstillinski]

i can't believe that uncle kelbo from wizards of waverly place is a judge on the voice 

[jolienepien]

AWKWAAAARD

If Shakira actually is Uncle Kelbo from Wizards of Waverly Place, that means Pique got Uncle Kelbo pregnant..................................................