#uncle stiles

[jennoasis]

Are Unicorns Real?

"Are unicorns real, Uncle Stiles?"

"Hm. I haven't met one yet but I'm sure they are. Derek!"

"Yes?" Derek asked, coming outside with a tray of lemonade and cookies.

Kira Jr., as Stiles loved to call her, rubbed her belly and grinned. "Thanks Uncle Derek!" She reached for a cookie but then stopped, slapping Stiles' hand when he reached for a cookie too.

"Ow! What the heck, kiddo? You're learning awful manners from your dad."

Kira Jr. frowned. "Wait a moment, Uncle Stiles. I need an answer first. Uncle Derek, are unicorns real?"

Derek blinked but then smirked. "Very real."

I mean seriously, if you're surprised by my writing fluff, you don't know my writing at all lol jk. I'm a couple of days behind but it's been a busy weekend. @sterekdrabbles came out with new words Friday, which are: unicorn, belly, moment. I really should have a name for Kira Jr. but I love that Stiles calls her that ha ha. I know. I'm a weirdo.  

[imagine-sterek]

Imagine Uncle Stiles and Uncle Derek babysitting Scott’s kids.

Imagine Derek chasing them around the lounge room and playing pretend with them. Or his gorgeous smile as they sit down for a tea party and bake cookies together. Stiles overloads them with sugar and gives them back to Stiles before they go berserk with a sugar rush. He taking them to the park or sitting down to watch movies with them. They spoil them rotten with all their favourite foods and new toys.

[jennoasis]

Shopping for Babies is Never Easy

“Think this diaper brand is a good one?” Stiles asked and saw Derek give him a look. “Right, you wouldn’t know. I guess it depends on how well they work. I never thought shopping for Erica and Boyd’s giant babies would be so hard.” Derek smirked. “They’re not giants, Stiles. They’re perfectly normal-sized twins.” “Who are going to grow up to be giants.” “Do you two need help?” Stiles and Derek looked up to the employee who had walked near, smiling. “I don’t mean to pressure but I’m here to help if you need it.” Stiles nodded quickly. “Yes please.”

    AHHHH OMG I’m so behind seriously lol. This weekend was chaos and I’m trying to catch up. This is for the @sterekdrabbles from Friday, which the words were: pressure, giant, depend. Have some Uncle Stiles and Uncle Derek shopping for babies because they like to spoil babies lol. Thanks!

[jennoasis]

For the Horses!

“Are you going to sign the treaty or not, Uncle Stiles?” “You drive a hard bargain, kid, but yes.” Stiles signed the paper with a blue crayon. His niece grinned. “I can imagine it now, Uncle Stiles. Ten to start.” “Only ten? I figured you’d want at least twenty horses.” “Ten first. Uncle Derek!” Her eyes lit up when Derek walked in. “Uncle Stiles signed over some of your land for the horses I’m going to ask for my birthday!” Derek gave Stiles a curious look and Stiles shrugged. “What can I say? This little angel knows how to bargain.”

  Bahahaha. Ah, seriously, I’m such a weirdo but I love it. And I love/live for fluff. Don’t know who the kid belongs to but she loves her honorary uncles who live in the big house in the country. (Yes I come up with a whole background for any drabble I write lol). Anyway! @sterekdrabbles came out with new words today, which are treaty, imagine, and angel. Needless to say, I had fun writing this lol. Thanks!