#uncle why

[roimp]

my dad is dragging nwh for no reason he keeps saying he fell asleep bc it was so boring like bro.

🧍‍♀️

[echoedfates-archive]

“This type of ‘romance’ does not run in the family, surely? At least tell me that my mother’s was more respectable.”

[aesthetic--us]

I was watching a YouTube video and out of the corner of my eye I saw my uncle squirt ketchup into his coffee.

I don’t know if I should pretend I saw nothing or...

[tetrabytesol]

My mom has hearing loss in the range of human speech so some times we get things like this gem of conversation

UNCLE: does that say rodent distribution center MOM: what about frozen foods? DAD: um no UNCLE: ROAD ICE

[tiiranna]

“ UNCLE WILL BE getting a swift slap if those came from my closet.” 

[lillimer-the-glitter-lover]

When you jokingly ask for a vegetable steamer for your birthday and your uncle gets you one 3 months later...

[tetrabytesol]

So this happened

Le mom and uncle talking about dogs UNCLE: wait so your mom has a dog named Bella too? MOM: yeah and she smells like dirty carpet. UNCLE: all Bellas are named carpet UNCLE: wait MOM: *dying of laughter*

[gfries]

my uncle in america came home to indonesia 2day for,,, smth idk and ,,,, like,,,, ,