#uncle xing

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Auristella can step on me and I would kiss her heels.

stab me with ur heels, miss mam-

- @drac0nia

Auri: "Oh my, darling, why would I ever do such a cruel thing to something as adorable as you, little land dweller?~"

Xing: "Kids nowadays-"

The milf and dilf of my blog- go slay-

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they/them pronouns, chamomile tea with Aepper, Xing and Zhongli 0-0 don't mind

And I just made another old lady- Alright, you grandpa simp, this is for you-

Aepper + Xing + Zhongli

-𝟜 𝕔𝕦𝕡𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕒

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(What...) Aepper stared at the man with auburn eyes, looking a bit stiff by his striking features.

"Ah, you must be Aeppermint. Xing has told me much about you before I came here to the town. You're... pardon me, much shorter than he described you.."

Aepper felt his left eye twitched when he heard "shorter than he described you" .

That old man... I swear, Aepper cursed Xing in his head.

"Hey.. got the tea," the deep, raspy and dragged voice of Xing caught both the males' attentions. Zhongli nodded his head with a soft smile on his face, while the peppermint boy shot the old man a sharp, death glare, to which Xing smirked.

"Heh.. sorry kid. Didn't know your height."

(You damn old-)

"Gentlemen," Zhongli interrupted, "I believe we have dear Y/n waiting for their tea and chat. We shan't keep them waiting any longer."

Xing sighed, walking away from Aepper.

"Whatcha waiting for kid? That kid Y/n's waiting. Thought you're a butler, serve em," Xing sharply states.

Aepper rolled his eyes, but followed behind.

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Do you have supremacy for Xing, Auri, Lumi and Yuu (no I don’t simp-)

Added Aepper again from previous ask 😌✨✨

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*Messes a potion up and gets yeETeD to Teyvat* Ughh… Lumi? Azul? What just happened..? This uh… this place seems odd. wAIT IS THAT CHILD HOLDING A S C Y T H E-!? *Yep, they’re officially freaking tf out*(Smth new because why tf not)- -Dandy-chan

HGSHGSH SORRY FOR LATE REPLY-

(I don't have a banner for Mana yet ;-;;;;)

"I-"

"OH MY SEVENS-"

A trace of a colorless smoke was all that's left when you disappeared, a portal the opened and closed shortly as it dragged you in it.

Azul was left shocked standing there, while Lumi had no idea what happened... sort of.

"Alright, time ta' find solutions-"

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Meanwhile, frolicking in the fields of Tianqiu plains, a certain wild girl was venturing to find some hilichurls or treasure hoarders to get rid of.

The sudden wrap of the portal startled her, as she instinctively got into an attack stance.

"Wha..."

She looks at you confused. You never seen a child carrying weapons? Not common, but still. Not that rare.

She looked at you, puzzled, as she blinked twice.

She turned slightly, eyes still lingering on you.

"Ba ba Xing? There's someone weird that's not a hilichurl or treasure hoarder, I don't know what to doooooo-"

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I present to you, a very blurry XiZhang (Xing x Master Zhang)

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Feel like I didn’t do Xing much justice for his lantern event outfit so um-

retake

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"I want to sign in for the xing competition."

-Aero

@silverslovemail 3 people your going against-

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"Hi sir. Its nice to meet you. Okay bye."

-Aeromaru

(as in sir- imma say xing-)

"Boo-"