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By definition Uncool Ronathan and Dead Bite are tumblr sexymen
We all share the same sentiments as you Johnny
Appreciation post for the best Highway to Havasu character Uncool Ronathan
so basically I did it. I compiled Johnny’s 3 scenes from Highway to Havasu into 1 video
The thing is, if I did this right, basically Johnny’s screentime clocks at 8 minutes… which basically proved my point that Highway to Havasu is only worth watching for Johnny’s parts
The whole thing about “Jonathan” and “Uncool Ronathan” in Highway to Havasu
ok I watched Highway to Havasu and honestly this movie is wack in like so many ways
But the most wack of all?
First off, look at these two characters
The first one is “Jonathan” (well, you can tell from the name tag) and the other is “Uncool Ronathan”
What’s the deal with these two characters? Well first off, Hollywood Undead is established to be existing in whatever universe Highway to Havasu is in. Which means that Johnny 3 Tears exists, right?
Well, that also means that there are 2 Johnny 3 Tears lookalikes running around in that universe. One that is a tow truck driver that grows cornfields close to a strip diner for some reason and one that runs some sort of boat renting website and lives with some random guy.
So basically, Highway to Havasu might’ve accidentally established a fricking lore where there’s two other J3T lookalikes in that universe?? And nobody else, not even the three guys, even say anything about “Jonathan” and “Ronathan”?? Does the J3T in that universe even know the fact there’s two other guys that look exactly like him??
What the frick kinda lore is this??
Honestly Jonathan and Uncool Ronathan deserved a better movie than Highway to Havasu
anyway
in spite of the weirdness that was Highway to Havasu, Johnny actually did a really great acting job. Like dang Johnny you actually pulled it off well and now I wish to see Johnny act some more in different projects
Wonder how it felt for J3T to wear that long hair wig as Uncool Ronathan