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Sire Jonathan VS Sire Johnathon

Does Highway to Havasu have a fricking wavering canon or something?

Because when I rented the movie on itunes, the subtitles rendered Jonathan’s name as “Johnathon”. Some promos for Highway to Havasu did refer to truck driver as “Johnathon”

yet the name tag says “Jonathan”??

basically what the frick is his actual name?? Sire Jonathan or Sire Johnathon?? Was this even meant to be taken seriously??

#why do I keep making these H2H analyses #hollywood undead #hu #johnny 3 tears #j3t #highway to havasu #sire jonathan #day 1 of having to stay home from school

so basically I did it. I compiled Johnny’s 3 scenes from Highway to Havasu into 1 video

The thing is, if I did this right, basically Johnny’s screentime clocks at 8 minutes… which basically proved my point that Highway to Havasu is only worth watching for Johnny’s parts

#his parts aren’t even 10 minutes what the frick #anyway #you’re welcome #hollywood undead #hu #johnny 3 tears #j3t #highway to havasu #video #uncool ronathan #sire jonathan

The whole thing about “Jonathan” and “Uncool Ronathan” in Highway to Havasu

ok I watched Highway to Havasu and honestly this movie is wack in like so many ways

But the most wack of all?

First off, look at these two characters

The first one is “Jonathan” (well, you can tell from the name tag) and the other is “Uncool Ronathan”

What’s the deal with these two characters? Well first off, Hollywood Undead is established to be existing in whatever universe Highway to Havasu is in. Which means that Johnny 3 Tears exists, right?

Well, that also means that there are 2 Johnny 3 Tears lookalikes running around in that universe. One that is a tow truck driver that grows cornfields close to a strip diner for some reason and one that runs some sort of boat renting website and lives with some random guy.

So basically, Highway to Havasu might’ve accidentally established a fricking lore where there’s two other J3T lookalikes in that universe?? And nobody else, not even the three guys, even say anything about “Jonathan” and “Ronathan”?? Does the J3T in that universe even know the fact there’s two other guys that look exactly like him??

What the frick kinda lore is this??