50 follower Allister special!™
Since I can't hug you guys irl.... I'll hug you in a fanfic!
You were wandering through a graveyard, scoping it out to see if it was a safe place to hide from the zombies. A graveyard didn't seem like a good place at first... but all the zombies should have migrated elsewhere from the lack of food, right?
As you pass by each grave you notice how there're not names engraved on them....but fanfiction? And headcannons too!
You're looking through the etched headstones when you hear stumbling footsteps and growling. You turn around and....
"Rawr!!!"
Did that zombie just say "rawr"?
"Rawr!!!!"
it slowly shambles towards you, clearly faking its limp. It pauses abruptly as it sees your flashlight in front of the headstone.
"Where you..... reading my work?!?? I mean- Rawrr!!!"
You nod, your brow furrowing at the zombie's literacy.
"Did you... like it? Rawr."
You nod again. The zombie jogs towards you with a smile.
"Really?! Wowie!!"
The zombie leaps towards you and embraces you in a hug. Surprisingly, it smells of the bath and body works' "vampire blood" scent. It steps back and jumps up and down with joy.
"Thank you! I've always wanted to be a writer, but I never had anyone to show my work too! I'm having a bit of writer's block right now, but come back soon, okay?"
Before you can respond, the zombie happily skips away and shuts itself into a mausoleum....
Thank you all for 50 followers!!!