Trooper whose been theorizing for years that once the science Department finally runs out of willing experiments, the Turks will start disappearing the troopers next: hmm, can’t say I have heard from him. Sorry I couldn’t help ya.
Reno: *stomps away in pure frustration*
Trooper: *slowly pulls tinfoil hat from uniform and places it on top of his helmet*
Trooper: I knew they were coming for us 0-0
Trooper who was convinced that Cloud was an escaped lab experiment one wrong move away from being hauled back to the science floors: I always knew this day would come though I thought there would be more screaming and explosions.
Their Sargent tipping the contents of his flask into his coffee: Don’t. Give. Him. Ideas.













