Hello Lovely! It's been a while, I hope you have been well! I was hoping to suggest something for your n s f w box opening! So underrated characters.... I do not know if Bartolomeo counts (so if he doesn't feel free to ignore!) but I'm thinking him and Paulie, and another underrated character of your choosing with a fem!reader for morning sex (or just sleepy/clingy sex) headcanons! I would love to see your take on these characters being soft in an intimate moment but don't feel pressured! <3
hey Roze ! i hope you are well! thanks for your request! i thought of Momonga as a third character (please don't judge me 😔) because he deserves more attention in my opinion. i hope you like it and that these headcanons make sense, it's been so long since i wrote one 💙
[✧] — morning, sleepy sex with bartolomeo, paulie and momonga
bartolomeo
➝ it's certain that Barto takes up a lot of space in bed, sometimes kicking you in the middle of the night. in the morning, you often find him asleep on your chest, with his mouth open and a slight snore. in short, nothing very glamorous.
➝ but when he wakes up, he always takes the time to compliment you, no matter what time it is and no matter how much you look like nothing when you wake up in the morning. he finds you so attractive, with that sleepy look, and you look so fit to be dominated that it doesn't take long for Bartolomeo to get hard.
➝ a ferocious smile stretches his lips and his long canines stand out even more. he then leans over you, placing kisses on one of your cheeks, pecking, licking your skin. he gradually descends to your neck which he nibbles for a while.
➝ during these morning moments, Barto is in a slightly dominant mood, towering over you. he decides which position to adopt and depending on his mood, he may or may not let you cum.
➝ sometimes, these moments only involve a slow fingering on his part or a fast and violent one to make you squirt quickly (it is surely a good way to wake you up).
➝ it's always your pleasure that comes before his, though. he's sadistic but he still makes sure you get off.
➝ he blocks your moans with languid kisses, or with kisses interspersed with dirty/degrading words.
➝ he also gets a kick out of seeing you so degraded so early in the day. he probably teases you a lot about it, not hesitating to cum on you to make it even worse.
paulie
➝ no matter how many months or years you've been with Paulie, he's always embarrassed to wake up naked beside you. he feels weak and at the mercy of your teasing.
➝ will probably faint if you offer sex this early (because yes, you're probably the one asking since he's such a prude)
➝ his blushing and slow glances down your body are his way of accepting and you're probably in charge the whole time.
➝ he loves to see you climb on top of him, your body lit up by the first rays of the day. your skin looks so beautiful, so tender, so fit to be caressed early in the morning.
➝ he lets out low moans as you gently and tenderly writhe on his cock. he feels so good inside you, so much so that he wouldn't feel able to take control right away so he lets you handle it.
➝ he takes time to come and engulf your breasts in his calloused hands. he loves their shape so much, and keeps his hands warm on them all the time. he smiles when he feels your nipples poking out from the contact between your two skins.
➝ he goes crazy when he sees you tilt your head back and moan, leaving your throat at his disposal. he then straightens up, wrapping his strong arms around your waist, letting his head nuzzle into your neck as he flips you over on the bed.
➝ he is then not the same man anymore. the one who blushes at the appearance of a single patch of your skin is long gone now, giving way to a hungry man whose hip thrusts push you hard and deep into the mattress.
➝ he doesn't take his eyes off you, still realizing how lucky he is to have you all to himself. he doesn't hold back his moans and he doesn't last very long, quickly splashing your vagina with cum.
➝ if you haven't come, his fingers will probably end up doing so, aided by your juice and his cum. the dirty noises further enhance the room and he kisses you while you cum, panting in his hands.
momonga
➝ he often comes home late from work, and the best way for him to relax is to be with you and preferably in you.
➝ he's often really tired, so he enjoys cock warming. he likes to feel your pussy pulsing around him, feel your heat engulfing his erection and hear yours needy moans. sometimes he comes deep inside you, but just like Bartolomeo and Paulie, he can't stand to take pleasure if you're not satisfied too.
➝ so, he will ask you directly what would please you, no matter how tired he is. he'll comply and as usual, there's no sight like the sight of you moaning his name louder and louder as you squirt around him or around his fingers.
➝ that sight gets him hooked, and the fatigue becomes less important than making love to you so late at night. it's often sweet and filled with love. he whispers how good he feels with you, how you make him feel so good.
➝ this man is crazy about you, and he makes you understand this very well, even if it means fucking you all night long, without respite until sunrise. he loves the over-simulation, even more on you. he likes to know that he's the cause of your mess, of your fatigue.
➝ you'll probably fall asleep at some point between night and sunrise, but moments later you're awake, his erection finds its way back to your entrance, and he then gently pushes you into the mattress.
➝ after these moments, Momonga likes to leave traces of his passage, he likes to know that you will carry his mark for a few days, so that he will be with you, should he ever be absent.
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𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐀 𐩗 one gives the other a kiss on the cheek and the other one suddenly turns their head
you got up from the desk and stretched limply. your eyes closed by themselves, and the words you tried to read in vain seemed to dance under your gaze. you were angry at yourself for leaving your colleague in this boring task, but you were longing for your cozy little bed, and to be able to let your aching body rest.
you took a few seconds to put your documents in a dossier so as not to make too much of a mess on one of Momonga's desks that you were borrowing for work. you took the file under your arm and turned to the vice-admiral.
the latter was also bent over the papers and had, as usual, a serious and concentrated face. you took there still some time on your sleep to detail him. his haircut always made you laugh, and you could sometimes spend several minutes wondering the reasons of such a hair choice. and then there was the color of his eyes, his mustache and his strong, square build that made him so imposing and strong. his sword rested against the desk, always within reach, as if danger could come from any side of the room.
you smiled sincerely at this picture and walked with a shuffling step towards him to wish him good night. “I'm going to bed, Mo', good night.” he showed no sign that he had heard you, and you leaned over and placed a kiss on his cheek. at that moment he turned his face toward you, meeting your sleeping gaze, and a fleeting flash of surprise crossed his eyes as he saw you so close to him.
but it was too late. your lips met his, or rather his mustache, which fortunately or unfortunately, superficially covered his mouth. yet, your lips had time to feel his, soft and warm. you backed away however very quickly, your cheeks burning and stuttering words at the end of your lips. you didn't know where to put yourself, and you preferred to go out and go to bed rather than face this embarrassing situation.
therefore, you could not see how your "colleague's" cheeks had turned pink, nor how he ran his tongue over his lips, just to try to feel the taste of your skin on his again.