#one piece bartolomeo

[tb0n3]

what was dressrosa about again...

[kat-lines]

II. Their Cocomelon 

Ace, Buggy, Bartolomeo, Zoro x gn!reader

Summary: You need some time away, what can you use to distract them. 

Notes: silly, silly little stories 

A/N: i hope you guys enjoy!! i really like coming up with these! lmk if you have any ideas on what other characters to do or what their cocomelon’s might be. 

this is mostly proofread, but mistakes may persist! thanks so much for reading!!

Portgas D. Ace: A Blanket

“Ace, I gotta go babe.” You had been struggling to get out of his embrace for twenty minutes.  “But you’re so comfyyyy,” he pouted, snuggling into your further.  You knew this day would come, when he would forget all reason, when no amount of logic could get him to let you leave the bed for your meeting, when your secret weapon would finally need to be deployed.  “Sweet cheeks, did I ever show you the new blanket I got?” “Hmm I don’t think so.” “Here, check it out.” You reached under your bed to pull out the blanket you had been hiding under there for months. “Isn’t it soft.” You carefully wrapped it around him, careful to make sure you didn’t get trapped once more in his embrace. As he pulled it tighter around his shoulders he exclaimed “This is amazing!!” Before you could even begin to explain that it had been made from a rare wool and you had gotten it in orange just for him he was already asleep, snoring loudly with drool hanging from his mouth. With a small smile, a pat to his head, and a chuckle, you left to get your meeting. When you got back Ace was, predictably, still asleep so you pulled open the blanket and joined him for a warm afternoon nap. 

Bartolomeo: Literally Anything Luffy 

“Barto, actually I think I want t—“  “And thens we could go over t’ the armory to check out some new weapons,” he spoke with a big grin, seemingly not hearing your words as continued to list out all the plans he had for your day, despite you telling him the night before that you wanted to wander the town solo. You knew what he was doing. He knew what he was doing. The Barto Club had stopped for a scheduled resupply and Bartolomeo woke up keen on staying by your side, acting more clingy than usual today. You, on the other hand, just wanted the day to yourself. Luckily, you knew a trick that could easily distract your man for at least an hour — more if you were having a lucky day.  “What was that?” You perked up suddenly, getting his attention.  “What was what dollface?” He asked confused, looking around. “I thought I heard someone say Luffy was a loser..?” You feigned confusion and a tiny bit of anger when pretending to look around the market for the nonexistent culprit. “It sounded like it came from over there,” you pointed towards a group of men on the outskirts of the market. They looked weak enough to not be too much of a problem but prideful enough to give Barto a hearty distraction should he get them started on a debate. “Talkin’ bad about Mr. Luffy?!” Bartolomeo was already stomping his way over to the group who looked up confused.  “Don’t get into too much trouble,” you called after him before setting about on your day around town.  When you were satisfied with your haul of local goods you returned to where you had left Barto, finding him harassing a new group of islanders with his retelling of the time he got to meet Mr. Luffy. ‘Poor people,’ you thought as you walked up to Barto and grabbed his wrist, pulling him back to the ship.  “Hey!” He reacted. “Barto,” you turned to him batting your eyes, “will you tell me again about how you helped Ms. Robin climb the plateau?” He immediately started in on his story, seemingly forgetting that you were there for the entire event. You didn't mind though, you loved hearing him passionately recount the tales of the Strawhat crew. I mean, they are amazing after all. 

Buggy: Give him a reason to put on a show

“Bugs, I’ll only be gone for a couple of hours.”  “Exactly! Who knows what sort of troubles you could run into. That is why you simply must let me accompany you.”  You loved Buggy. You loved his flair for the dramatics, his confidence, his silky hair, but right now, when all you wanted was a few hours of alone time, you wanted to wring his neck. You took a deep sigh, rubbed your temples, and decided it had to be done Turning to face him you set out to put on the performance of your life. “You’re so right dear. You absolutely have to come with me, but,” you took a step back and looked down at your clothes, “if I go out dressed like this I’m afraid I’ll dim your shine.” You threw in a pout for good measure.  “Don’t be ridiculous, you’re dazzling in everything, even when next to me.” “Oh but Bugs, I would feel so much better if I had a new outfit.” You batted your eyes. “Do you think you might be able to find me one dear? I simply can't go out in this.”  “Hmm a costume redesign is not a bad idea… Anything for my co-star!! Wait right here! Don’t go anywhere, I shall return in no time with an outfits for us both that will blind the gods!” He ran off in his usual theatrical fashion.  Watching him go you gave him a soft smile and a small wave, waiting until he was well off the ship before you threw on your cloak, grabbed your book, and headed straight for the cute cafe you had seen by the shore, desperately ready to find a quiet corner to read in peace.  You were able to sit there for almost two hours before you saw Buggy, followed quickly by Cabaji and Mohji, each carrying at least ten bags each, head back towards the ship. You took one last sip of your drink, thanked the barista, and made your way back to the ship, preparing yourself for the fashion show you knew you would now star in. “Doll, there you are! This island is overflowing with fashion fit for stars, my love! I got one of everything I could. Now, what would you like to try on first?”

Roronoa Zoro: Tell him Sanji was talking shit

“Zo, I’m just gonna be a minute I promise.”  “In shark infested waters? No way” You knew he wasn’t really worried about that. Zoro was having quite the clingy day, barely leaving your side, so when you told him you were gonna go swim with Nami he started immediately listing reasons why you simply couldn’t go, it was just too dangerous without him. You should just stay by his side and nap instead. You adored when Zoro was clingy as it didn’t happen very often, but finding time to enjoy a secluded beach was just as rare, if not more. Not to mention Nami would kill you if she found out you ditched her for Zoro.  You offered a silent apology to Sanji in your head before sending Zoro on a faux mission.  “Did Sanji ever talk to you?” Your sudden subject change confused him slightly. “What could that love cook possibly need to talk to me about?” “I think he said something about offering you tips to help your form? Soemthign about how you had been slacking lately.” “SLACKING!?” Zoro didn’t even offer you a second glance before storming off to fight with poor Sanji.  “Oh you’re good,” Nami said, sliding up beside you, hands on her hips as she nodded impressed.  “Let’s just go before one of them finds out I lied.” You laughed, pulling her off towards the water.

Dividers from @cursed-carmine

[dollymingo]

HC; WHEN THE CREW REALIZE YOU ARE DATING p.2

i feel like i keep repeating myself in every story, it’s horrible :/

koby, law and bartolomeo  fluff, fem!reader

⋆ koby ⋆

dating koby wasn’t chaotic or loud, it was careful. koby is a marine. a disciplined one. someone who takes responsibility seriously. so when your relationship starts, he insists on keeping it quiet for a white. not because he’s ashamed, but because he wants to do things properly. 

no distraction during training or favoritism. but above all, he doesn’t want rumors spreading around the base. 

so at the beginning you have the time to quietly building something real and honest. 

and it works, mostly. 

except koby has one tiny problem which is he’s terrible at hiding how much he cares about you. he always checks if you’ve eaten. if a mission is assigned, he subtly asks to be on the same team as you, and somehow, he always seems to be standing just a little closer than necessary. 

and of course, people notice but no one is completely sure because koby is still trying very hard to act normal. 

but the people close to him already kinda knew. 

“uh… koby?” helmeppo asks one day, tilting his head, smirking a little. “you… look happy all the time lately.”

koby’s face goes beet red. “i-i’m fine!” he stammers, trying not to hold your hand a little longer than normal.

or another day, during a briefing, garp glances at you both. “hmm… that’s suspicious,” he mutters, raising an eyebrow.

but one morning however, it finally slips. 

you trip during a sparring exercise and before anyone else can react, koby is already across the field. 

“are you hurt?!” he blurts out, grabbing your shoulders. 

every marine around you is staring. 

behind him, helmeppo slowly raises an eyebrow. “...koby.”

koby freezes, realising what he just did, that everyone is watching and his face turn a lovely pink color. 

later that day, he gathers the courage to address it, because remember, koby is not the type to let rumors spread. and if people are going to know, they’re going to hear it from him. 

so he stands straight during the next briefing, his shoulders straight like he’s gonna deliver an official report. 

“i have something to clarify,” he says. the room quiets immediately. helmeppo already looks amused as koby takes a breath, taking your hand in his. his hands are sweaty, and he feels like he is probably going to faint but he says very formally. “i am currently in a relationship with her.”

silence. 

then helmeppo bursts out laughing. “that’s what this was about?!”

koby blinks. “...what?”

helmeppo gestures between the two of you. “we figured that out weeks ago.”

some of the other marines nod. 

“yeah. you’ve been grinning like a fool for weeks at least.”

one of the newer marines whispers : “you look at her like she hung the moon.”

koby buries his face in your shoulder, mortified. you squeeze his hand gently, smiling. 

“i-i thought we were being subtle!” he says with a pout. 

helmeppo smirks. “...hmm well, you look more like two kids who just discovered love. everyone saw it!”

even garp chuckles. “well… congratulations to both of you. you finally admitted it.”

koby peeks out from behind you, flushed and embarrassed, while the rest of the crew teases him endlessly. 

and despite the teasing around the room, koby relaxes, because the truth is finally out.

⋆ law ⋆

dating law doesn’t look like what most people imagine. there is no incredible, wonderful, almost dramatic gestures. even less any public display of affection for everyone to see. simply no obvious signs.

life on the polar tang simply… continues. 

law still spends most of his time in his office, studying maps, reading medical journals. and you still come and go from his office like you always did. nothing unusual, not really. 

if someone paid very close attention, they might notice small things. like the way law quietly slides a cup of tea in your hands when it starts getting cold outside, as if he had been thinking about it for a while. or perhaps the small, rare smile he only seems to show when he thinks no one else is looking. or even the softness in his voice whenever he says your name. 

but on a submarine full of people who have sailed with him for years, those things don’t feel suspicious. they feel… normal.

a few members of the crew start wondering eventually. not because they saw something in particular, but because of a strange feeling. like something quiet and private exists between you two. 

one night in the hall, the topic almost came up. someone starts : “do you think the captain and–”

then stop. because everyone else already understands what the question would be. bepo and the others glance toward the hallway leading to law’s office. but eventually someone shrugs. 

penguin chuckles softly. “maybe.”

“maybe not,” shachi interjects. 

“but if they are…” penguin starts conspiratorially.

“... that’s probably not something the captain wants to discussed.” finishes shachi. 

the others nod, because everyone on the ship knows one thing about law: it's that he’s private and if something matters to him enough to keep it quiet… then it deserves to stay that way.

later that night, the office door closes softly. the submarine hums quietly around you and law lift his gaze from the book he is reading. you shift slightly on the couch, pulling the blanket a little closer around your shoulder. for a moment, law just watches you. his eyes linger a little longer than they usually do.

“are you not tired ?” he asks. 

you tilt your head slightly and you give him a smile, one of your smiles that he loves so much and pat the empty space beside you, like a silent invitation.

he glances up as his eyes linger on you for a few more seconds. then he closes the book and without a word, he crosses the room and sits beside you on the couch.

the cushions shift softly under his weight and you lean a little closer, resting your head against his shoulder as he opens the book again.

he adjusts the angle slightly so you can both see the page. your fingers lightly hold the edge of the paper as he turns it.

and the submarine continues its silent journey through the sea — carrying a secret that almost everyone suspects… but no one feels the need to put into words.

⋆ bartolomeo ⋆

really don’t want to be mean, but with bartolemeo, it’s the exact opposite of subtle. the entire crew basically figures it out immediately, because bartolemeo is physically incapable of hiding his feelings. 

he follows you everywhere, like – everywhere. if you move, he moves. if you sit, he’s hovering nearby, trying and failing to act casual. he compliments you constantly “you’re so amazing today–! i mean– not that you’re not always amazing…”  and even panics whenever you smile at him. 

the crew watches all this for weeks but no one says anything because they’re waiting for bartolomeo to realize it himself. 

gambia gives it three days. it takes him three weeks. 

and eventually one day, he burst into the room dramatically. “I HAVE AN ANNOUCEMENT!” he says, his chest puffed with pride. 

everyone collectively sighs. “what is it this time?”

bartolomeo grabs your hand proudly, like this is the most important moment of his life. “we are dating!”

“... yeah, we know.” gambia says, sounding almost irritated by his captain’s interruption. 

“what do you mean?” the captain asks, already sad. 

the crew stares at his antics. one of them says “you talk about her in your sleep.”

another pirate nods. “and you carved her name into your sword handle.”

he slowly looks up at you, devastated. “... was i really that obvious?”

you squeeze his hand gently, smiling. “.. a little.”

bartolomeo collapses dramatically to the floor. meanwhile you’re trying very hard not to laugh, because the only person who didn’t realize how obvious it was… was Bartolomeo himself.

☆ masterlist ★

[sanpyodehi]

I've already finished the character sketches that they gave me in the previous post (*｀▽´*)

I thought it would take me longer to make them, now I have to clean them up and see if I color them or make them in a different rendering (・∀・)人(・∀・)

[inseobts]

GIVE MY BABY HIS FANGS BACK????

He's so ugly, I love him so much 😭 but where are his precious fangs 😭

Anyway I wanna watch but I have to work ugh

[buggypirates]

Okay Opla from all the things you could have killed me with you decided to go with this okay I hear you, I'm here for it. Wasn't on my bingo card but I am so here for it.

*Start of Something New playing in the background.*

[srpayt0n]

Little break to practice my beloved rooster boy Bartolomeo! ＞︿＜

[istralius]

they're about to kiss or something