#underfundedpokeprof

[tossdoll]

as promised, a pumpkawick photo. she has been getting into decorating herself with sprinkles and cinnamon. i think she looks absolutely stunning.

[twicetraveled]

@underfundedpokeprof said: You are a siren song for people with trust issues

My world-weary gravitas and competent sure-handedness is a weighted blanket that puts the hoes at ease.

[battle-subway-ghost]

Hi, there. So I'm here in a. . .vaguely offical capacity? Normally I just do the paperwork for this sort of thing but it seems like you might need more help than I usually give. So I guess I'll ask first, do you have any support pokémon (for things like physical and mental disabilities and not emotional support)?

I ask becsuse it seems like you're having a tough time and even a temporary support (which you can get grants for taking care of them while theyre in your service so it won't strain your budget) can help a lot with recovery.

If you want I can send you a temporary support mon whilst the paperwork is being processed. Or I can just try to expidite the paperwork, of course, but still.

- @underfundedpokeprof

Wghat?

Im not doing that bad, I don't need a support pokemon for any of my disabilities- why the hell are you asking?

I already have 10 pokemon, so even if it's a service pokemon you'd agree that's just too fucking many, right? Man, this is a weird ask.

[blacephalonmarathon]

What are your opinions on Furret, Tropius, and Kingler? Also do you have a favorite feline pokemon? What are your opinions on Purse Pokemon (pokemon acquired for their cuteness but never given base training and carted around in purses, specifically. Not just teacup pokemon which is another discussion entirely)

- @underfundedpokeprof

Oohh these are good ones!!

A lot of folks think that Furret is a good starter pokemon, but that would actually be the opposite. They are trickier to take care of than you think! Also, call me weird, I am absolutely fine with the furret smell. The cornchippy smell is comforting. Reminds me of my middle school days, early in on my Pokémon adventure.

I have only seen a Tropius a small number of times, but what they say is true-- the fruit from this Pokémon is some of the best I've ever had. And it's wings!! Oh they're so. Yeah!! One of the Pokémon ever.

Kingler are very very very common around Osthu. They're as common as Cutieflies. Personally, I tend to avoid them, as I do not feel like getting pinched, ehe. Those who can bond with a Kingler are special, I think. And those Kinglers who have been bonded with, are also special.

Now. As for purse pokemon. I think that all non-wild Pokémon need proper training. Bonds also need to be formed between a mon and it's trainer. Without that bond, without that training, that shows that one sees Pokémon as nothing but an accessory. They are living beings. (Mostly 👻).

[tossdoll]

Pelipper Mail!

Two cans of a drink called 'La Crobat'!

Both cans are purple with a cartoonishly drawn crobat biting into a can like a vampire. One can is a vegetable broth flavor and the other is. . . strawberry flavor!!!

There's no note but considering the contents it's clearly from @underfundedpokeprof

can you guess which one he chugged in one go.

[tossdoll]

Are you evil

so evil that i had quinn and basil come over last night for movie night, made them snacks, let the litwicks socialize with them, and let them sleep over the night. in the morning… made breakfast for them when they woke up.

[tossdoll]

Who's Nutmeg?

nutmeg is the new name of the pumpkawick, who my friend quinn now owns.

[tossdoll]

Pelipper Mail!

A familiar container of tupperware is delivered warm warpped in a red cloth with a bottle of soda and a candy bar. Inside the tupperware is s big slab of rice, a side of veggies with a light dressing, and a pile of fried poultry.

A note on top is just To: Silly

- @underfundedpokeprof

feeling… silly. ♫