Could I maybe adopt four full sized lamias? I'm specifically interested in Kings, Honey Bos, Papythons and Chains. I do have to warn however that i come with problems, and not all lamias may want to be near someone shy and prone to panic attacks. I have a large home and yard for them to explore. If a bonded pair would like to come home with me, i have an area set aside for them. I will gladly adopt a lamia that has been in the wrong hands before, as I have experienced similar.
*It can be difficult to visit a place like the Lamia Bittybones Adoption Center if you’re a shy bean. There’s always so much going on that it can be a bit overwhelming. You’re going to do it though; you’re doing it today! You step through the door, feeling unusually bold. You’re here, and you are going to adopt four full-sized lamias!
*You see the Papythons hustling and bustling about on your way to the front desk. You focus on them to attempt to block out all of the noise and activity around you. The last thing you need right now is a panic attack. One of the Papythons notices your discomfort and slithers over. He pats you legs comfortingly, and stay close to you as you make your way through the shop. His presence is extremely calming, especially when he keeps smiling up at you.
*You tell your new Papython (because you know you are going to adopt him) that you are looking for a few other lamias as well. It will be easier to let him help you than to ask for help at the front desk. You already feel comfortable around him. He nods and begins leading you towards the Kings. You don’t make to their nesting area though because a full-sized Chain rounds the corner, dragging a full-sized King behind him. You feel a powerful sensation in your SOUL; this must be your Chain!
*The Chain nods, acknowledging that he is indeed feeling the SOUL connection, but then he makes jazz hands towards the King, who immediately begins his display by flaring his hood and striking some very heroic poses. “Matessss,” murmurs the Papython. You understand how important this display is for both the King and the Chain. They want to go to a home together, one with a SOULbond for the Chain. You smile at them and nod, and their faces light up with joy.
*You turn to the Papython to ask if he knows any Honey Bos, but a Honey Bo has already put in an appearance. He’s lounging casually near your Papython as if he’s already part of your adoption group. He waves when he sees you watching him, and raises a bony eyebrow in question. “Of course I’ll adopt you,” you answer him, and he breathes a little sigh of relief. He obviously likes you already and hoped to be adopted into your home.
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*You lead your four new lamias to the front desk to sign their paperwork. You feel surprisingly relaxed. The Chain and the King make you feel safe with their size and strength. The Papython makes you feel capable because he’s there to help you, and the Honey Bo? He makes you feel happy. It’s nice to know that an aloof Honey Bo would find you instantly likable.


















