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Pesti!Sans and Zoo!Sans are my OCs.

Original:

hope is stuck in traffic

imagine ur otp and also ur brotp and also ask yourself, which friend am i??

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UnderZoo Drabble 1

It’s time for me to get back into the groove of writing! I want to finish Deserving of Acceptance, but first I have to find my way again with some practice. So get ready for some drabbles from my little AU UnderZoo.

If you’re a zookeeper and you found yourself here, perhaps give it a read and feel free to give your input (the two characters are skeleton monsters if you need to know). And to all who read, I’d love some ideas for future drabbles :D What would you like to know about the secret life of zookeepers?

It was a moment of peace in the barn. Papyrus was on the seemingly simple routine with the farm animals, but honestly it was one where there was much more physical work than mental. It was a relief sometimes to clean and be allowed to let your mind wander. However, today was not a good day for a mind to get lost in the forest of thoughts. This particular forest was dark and crowded with undergrowth.

The day had only progressed to lunchtime and already Papyrus had been faced with some less than pleasant people. Work was normally his safe space. Visitors didn’t come to the zoo unless they at least somewhat understood or appreciated what was being done, but it was field trip season and that brought out the worst in some guests.

Chaperones forced to watch over droves of wild children, kids with little to no interest in animals, teachers too overwhelmed to get an educated word in; it was a recipe for chaos. And come chaos had. Children loudly mimicked animal noises and parents scolded rowdy boys. Kids leaned so far over the gates Papyrus had to call out to them so they wouldn’t fall in and hurt their heads.

This was normal for busy days though, and Papyrus was more than capable of handling these things. No, it was the comment of one of the chaperones that caused the day to spiral downwards. Above all the noise from children and animals he heard the disheartening comment: “I hate the zoo.”

Papyrus had sprung into action. “My friend I must inquire what it is about the zoo you dislike, surely there are things you take joy from here?”

The human, possibly mother to one of the field trip children, had scoffed. “Look how sad the animals are! They shouldn’t be kept in cages, they need to be free!”

He glanced at the nearby sheep the human was gesturing to. This one was well known to him; she often would stick her head out and stare at any nearby keeper when she had picked out the best hay from the flake and felt it was time for a new one. Papyrus sent a silent scolding to Molly the sheep, watching as she pulled her head back into her stall to avoid the children who noticed she was within reach.

He had turned back to the disgruntled human, “Ma’am these animals have the best care available. What you perceive as ‘sadness’ is often an animal who is ready for a nap or a moment of peace.”

She had gasped, likely shocked at his grounded explanation, or so he hoped. “I know a caged expression when I see it.” At that she had turned and walked away, leaving Papyrus to snap his jaw back into place after it dropped.

So here he was, sweeping an already clean public walkway and wandering among the thoughts of what he could have or should have said.

“i’m pretty sure you’re gonna start sweeping away the cement if you keep going bro.”

Papyrus paused, a small twitch pulling up at the end of his mouth. He turned to see a common sight in the barn. Sans was leaned on the railing, one arm easily scratching the long neck of the alpaca who was more than happy to have attention from someone she knew.

 “Things can never be too clean in a barn brother, you should know that,” he chuckled, trying to hide his concern.

Sans pulled his arm back and moved closer to his brother as soon as he saw the distress flash across Papyrus’ face, the alpaca easily becoming distracted by the hay still present in her hayrack. “hey, bro, everything alright?”

“Of course brother! What would make you think otherwise?” Papyrus quickly turned back to his sweeping hoping Sans would drop his concern.

“i dunno, maybe because you’re stress cleaning?” The lazy but knowing drawl stopping the keeper in his tracks.

Papyrus sighed and placed the broom back in the tack stall. “I’m simply thinking about an interaction I had earlier, that’s all.”

“ya know, ruminating on that kind of thing isn’t always good for ya.” His older brother winked at him. Sans knew exactly which buttons to push to get a response from him.

“For your information, I do not have a common stomach much less a multi-chambered one to give me the ability to chew cud.” Hands situated on his hips he turned to Sans and huffed.

“alright bro, I’ll give you that one. what’s bothering you?”

Finding his emotions catching up once more he decided to recount the earlier interaction for his brother.

Nodding and listening intently as Sans always did, Papyrus found his thoughts racing along, “And these are domestics! There is no wild for them, sheep especially have a hard if not impossible time surviving without intervention! I just don’t know what I could have said.” A defeated posture took over the normally tall and straight-spined skeleton as he gestured to the once-again begging Molly.

“i’m pretty sure this is a case of losing before you started bro. the human didn’t want to hear what you had to say because their mind was already made up. Don’t let it get you down. Soon the kids’ll be back from lunch and ready to learn from the coolest keeper ever.” Sans nudged him in the ribs with his elbow.

A smile briefly graced his features, “I suppose you may be right this time Sans. But a better question is why are you here in the Children’s Farm barn? I’m sure you fixed that broken rail already and nothing new has presented itself.” He raised a browbone in question looking down at Sans.

Sans laughed, “i’m on lunch, of course, wanted to see my favorite bro on my break.”

“I’m your only brother Sans, and I’ll give you that excuse this time because it happens to be when normal lunch breaks happen.” He squinted his eyesockets, watching to see if Sans would reveal the real reason for stopping by. Giving up nothing as usual, Papyrus redirected the conversation, “but be sure to stop by sea lions, Mettaton was simply distraught over his sound system malfunctioning. It was all he could talk about yesterday at lunch.”

A chuckle reverberated in the shorter skeleton’s chest, “of course, i already have napstablook working on it today. anyways, i should get back to the maintenance office. i’ll see you after work bro; i’m still able to catch a ride right?”

“Of course! The Great Papyrus is always willing to give his roommate and brother a ride to their shared living space!” Punctuating the statement with a confident grip on Sans’ shoulders, Papyrus steered the smaller monster toward the ‘Employee’s Only’ gate. “I will see you after the work day has ended and you have finished all your tasks!”

“heh, of course Paps, see ya later,” he waved, disappearing behind the wooden slat fence.

Papyrus let a genuine smile take its place on his face before turning back to the barn. Perhaps Sans was right, he needed to focus on making this the best visit to the zoo the children could have. There was no time to dwell on a single negative remark. Besides, it was time to give out more hay and his soul was feeling lighter after speaking with his brother.

“Yes I hear you, I would never let you go hungry,” he spoke in response to the bleating goats on the far end of the barn. “I will have your lunch promptly!”

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My Undertale OC icons!

Icon Commissions are $5 each

Art by me. Please don’t steal or claim as your own.

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This is Zookeeper!Sans

He lives in Underzoo where everyone takes care of animals and helps endangered species

He is Pestilence!Sans' current host.

Please don't steal him Q_Q

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Icons are $5 each.

Art is by me. Please don’t steal or claim as your own.

Bottom icons are of Delta is a tiny naga on Amino.

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UnderZoo

So my friend came up with this cute idea of the Undertale characters as employees at a zoo, and rather than run with it I took off in a frenzied sprint. Get ready for the biggest shitpost I’ve ever made!

Undertale AU: UnderZoo!

http://stoffelees.tumblr.com/underzoo

Below is just a taste of what my silly brain came up with. The link above will take you to the full page :3

Zoo Symbol - Altered Delta Rune - The rune retains its basic shape with a few alterations. The circle is instead a globe. Inside each triangle is a silhouette, top left is a bird, top right is a lizard, and bottom is a gazelle.

Sans - Head of Maintenance - Frequently found lazing about the shop, Sans rarely ventures out to do actual work. When not at the shop napping, he’s usually found ‘fixing’ something or another in the Children’s Farm area. When confronted about the favoritism he’ll usually cite the fact that guests have access to more here and therefore break more, but everyone knows it’s because of Papyrus. Sans is super proud of his brother and will tell anyone who will listen about how amazing Papyrus is at connecting children and animals. Sans didn’t get head of maintenance on a whim though. He’s quite the craftsman and if he doesn’t have the ability to fix something straight away, a little duct tape or a few zip ties are sure to keep things secure until he can make proper repairs.

Undyne - Pachyderm Keeper - Confident, strong and an unwavering dedication gives Undyne the spot of Pachyderm Keeper. She’ll teach the heck out of some science, but what she really loves is working with her animals. When she’s not cleaning up after or feeding these large mammals you’ll find her working with the elephants in training sessions. Make no mistake though, the rhinos and hippos are never neglected and you can often tell when she is around by the high-pitched whistle coming from the happy rhinos.

Papyrus - Children’s Farm Keeper - Personable and loud, Papyrus is perfect for the Children’s Farm. There are always children asking questions and Papyrus is more than happy to answer them and make the zoo experience of every individual special. Papyrus sees the value in bringing people and animals together with a close connection of visual and tactile teaching.

Muffet - Finance & Marketing - Compassion alone won’t buy food for the animals, so it’s Muffet’s job to make sure the revenue is coming in and getting to where it’s needed. Potential donors can expect enthusiastic tours and Muffet’s famous pastries are always ready to greet them. She finds herself often chasing off scavenging keepers if the delicious baked goods are left unguarded.

Grillby - Head of Food Service - Quiet and seemingly stoic, Grillby manages the different food vendors around the zoo. A monster of few words, he’s actually extremely compassionate and always willing to listen. Known for his amazing culinary skills, his abilities are usually saved for special events hosted by the zoo.

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