#unexpected comparisons

[nonstandardrepertoire]

so i know we all like to mock cats when like, seven of them all do the “i alone have found this slightly elevated flat place for sits and claimed it for myself” thing, but is this not exactly the way of New Yorkers and subway poles?

[assholetrolls]

I think I've created the best comparison in a roleplay

[weneversaidthat]

You're right, that's either a girl or a hairy man.