We Never Said That

Oh, but you did. And this is a context-free zone, my friend.

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She's actually only 18.

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My earlobes are peeling.

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Seen speed or done speed?

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Ooh, a package arrived at my house. I really hope it's my snow cone machine.

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His oranges smell so nice.

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In India, you get some guy jiggling his paunch at you.

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No, I didn't see her pointy bits!

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I wish kittens were like Pokemon. Evolve? NO.

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Does this make sense? Men?

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Practise safe lays!

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Did you say you were going to pickle her remains?

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Enjoy Hanson. Oh, wait.

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Does he need his tree because his butt got half-cooked?

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I don't have that many pairs of boxers.

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I felt it in the dark last night.

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You're right, that's either a girl or a hairy man.

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There's nothing like penises to get you on the internet.