#unfairsituation

[officerianhowell]

@shedontgetnormal​ / @unfairsituation​ said "Codename" for Har AND Macy~ lmao - Meme

“Hmm. If Har was older, she’d be If I Had To Pick A Lady. Macy’s Eagle 2, obviously.”

[ianhowellgcpd]

@unfairsituation

“Fantastic, actually. Hold still, I wanna take a picture from your worst angle.”

“Must be hard to find something that doesn’t exist.”

[unmiitigated-blog]

@unfairsituation bc i can

         ❝    macy, i’m bored and not getting the attention i so well deserve. ❞ silver pouted, plopping herself next to the other girl. had they only just met? yes. had silver already taken a liking to her, therefore mentally claimed her as a friend? yes. besides, it seemed jerome was too busy to give either of them the time of day.  ❝  wanna go shopping?  ❞

[officerianhowell]

@unfairsituation​ liked the thing for a thing ~

“You really want me to tell you why I’ve been spending so much time with your best friend lately? Alright, I’ll tell you: We’re both secretly werewolves.”

[ianhowellgcpd]

@unfairsituation        CONT.

“Well duh! Of course I did it. Though. I probably shouldn’t have asked him out to dinner while we were eating. I didn’t plan it out that well.”

[ianhowellgcpd]

🌻 - Macy :3c

@unfairsituation

      “I knew you were gonna gloat when you found out that I asked Polar on a date, so I haven’t told you about it until now. About a week later. Ha!”

[officerianhowell]

@clockworkcopper​ said: (Start video message) Ahem. Squints at a sheet of paper. "I just got an /e-mail/ from a kind young gal, who sa-said it's your birthday t-t-t-t-today. So she asked me t-t-to make a video sayin' hi to ya." Sets the paper down, turns to the camera. "Well al-alright! Hi, Mista' Ian! I hope y-y-y-y-y-you have a great b-birthday!" Leans towards the camera. "D-d-d-d-don't do anythin' I wouldn't do." Winks, then stands up straight again. "May wanna go thank Miz Macy later. See ya!" (End message)

         Ian was left staring at his computer screen after the message ended, a confused frown pulling down his lips. Quickly he reached for his phone and typed out a little message to his favorite cousin: Hey, thanks for the message from Rabbit! I...don’t want to know what he wouldn’t do, though, so I think I’m gonna keep the celebrations like normal. Party’s in Metropolis if you wanna go. Ask your parents.

[shedontgetnormal-aa]

*Harleen and Macy run up to Ian, Harleen recording on her phone* Har: Hey Ian, did you know that one out of three hoes is mad? Macy: I’m not mad. Har: I’m not mad. Ian: ...................I’m mad.

@officerianhowell