unmitigated disaster

a clusterfuck of muses loved & penned by jenn

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@syntaktis ( lois ) con’t from here

     the very moment lois had opened the door to come into jon’s room, and when he yelled, he also snapped shut the journal he’d been writing in. the mention of damian felt like a ton of bricks hit jon in his stomach. was lois a freakin’ mind reader?!  he swallows thickly as lois makes her way over to his bed, desperately avoiding eye contact with her.               ❝   it’s nothing, mom. ‘m sorry for yelling at you -- okay?  ❞

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Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”

- boops nose -

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Blog Update

The following muses have been added from DC Comics and The Umbrella Academy:

Stephanie Brown (primary muse)

Jonathan ‘Jon’ Kent (primary muse)

Detective Eudora Patch (primary muse)

Grace Hargreeves (secondary muse)

Ben Hargreeves (secondary muse)

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BILLIE EILISH LYRICS STARTERS

Bad Guy

❛ I’m the bad guy, duh. ❜

❛ I do what I want when I’m wanting to. ❜

❛ I like it when you take control. ❜

❛ I’m only good at being bad. ❜

❛ But maybe it’s ‘cause I’m wearing your cologne. ❜

Xanny

❛ What is it about them? ❜

❛ Too intoxicated to be scared. ❜

❛ I don’t need a xanny to feel better. ❜

You Should See Me in a Crown

❛ You should see me in a crown. ❜

❛ I’m gonna run this nothing town. ❜

❛ Your silence is my favorite sound. ❜

❛ Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first? ❜

❛ If you think I’m pretty you should see me in a crown. ❜

All The Good Girls Go To Hell

❛ My Lucifer is lonely. ❜

❛ Can’t commit to anything but a crime. ❜

❛ All the good girls go to hell. ❜

❛ ‘Cause even God herself has enemies. ❜

❛ There’s nothing left to save now. ❜

❛ My God is gonna owe me. ❜

Wish You Were Gay

❛ Baby, I don’t feel so good. ❜

❛ I just wanna make you feel okay. ❜

❛ I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay. ❜

❛ Is there a reason we’re not through? ❜

When The Party’s Over

❛ Don’t you know I’m no good for you? ❜

❛ I’ve learned to lose, you can’t afford to. ❜

❛ I could lie, say I like it like that, like it like that. ❜

❛ I’ll only hurt you if you let me. ❜

❛ And I’ll call you when the party’s over. ❜

❛ But nothing is better, sometimes. ❜

8

❛ I know you don’t care, but can you listen? ❜

❛ So I think I better go. ❜

❛ I never really know how to please you. ❜

❛ Do you even feel anything? ❜

❛ I know you’re not sorry. Why should you be? ❜

My Strange Addiction

❛ Don’t ask questions, you don’t wanna know. ❜

❛ Take what I want when I wanna and I want ya. ❜

❛ Bad, bad news, one of us is gonna lose. ❜

❛ I’m the powder, you’re the fuse. Just add some friction. ❜

❛ You are my strange addiction. ❜

❛ Hurts, but I know how to hide it, kinda like it. ❜

❛ Tell me nothing lasts, like I don’t know. ❜

Bury A Friend

❛ What do you want from me? Why don’t you run from me? ❜

❛ What are you wondering? What do you know? ❜

❛ Why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me? ❜

❛ When we all fall asleep, where do we go? ❜

❛ I wanna end me. ❜

❛ It’s probably somethin’ that shouldn’t be said out loud. ❜

❛ Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now. ❜

❛ Bury the hatchet or bury a friend right now. ❜

Ilomilo

❛ Told you not to worry, but maybe that’s a lie. ❜

❛ Where did you go? I should know. ❜

❛ But it’s cold and I don’t wanna be lonely. ❜

❛ So tell me you’ll come home, even if it’s just a lie. ❜

❛ The friends I’ve had to bury they keep me up at night. ❜

❛ I don’t care if it’s a lie. ❜

Listen Before I Go

❛ I wanna see the world when I stop breathing. ❜

❛ Tell me love is endless, don’t be so pretentious. ❜

❛ Leave me like you do. ❜

❛ Better hurry 'cause I’m leavin’ soon. ❜

❛ Sorry can’t save me now. ❜

❛ Sorry there’s no way out but down. ❜

❛ I’m not okay, I feel so scattered. ❜

❛ Call my friends and tell them that I love them. ❜

I Love You

❛ Say you were trying to make me laugh and nothing has to change today. ❜

❛ You didn’t mean to say I love you. ❜

❛ I love you and I don’t want to. ❜

❛ Maybe we should just try to tell ourselves a good lie. ❜

❛ The smile that you gave me, even when you felt like dyin’. ❜

❛ I can’t escape the way I love you. ❜

Goodbye

❛ Please, please, don’t leave me be. ❜

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Blog Update

The following muses have been added from DC Comics and The Umbrella Academy:

Stephanie Brown (primary muse)

Jonathan ‘Jon’ Kent (primary muse)

Detective Eudora Patch (primary muse)

Grace Hargreeves (secondary muse)

Ben Hargreeves (secondary muse)

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jenn, where have you been?

HI SORRY so clearly i’ve been on hiatus and i still am -- but i wanted to drop in and at least give a little bit of an update. so basically, i still have a bit of health stuff going on physically. i’ll be okay -- i just have to get a coupe tests done to really solidify that i’m okay. but mainly why i’m taking a break is because of school. once the semester is over, i will be back! just a ton of heavy research papers and presentations are taking up a good majority of my time. once everything is finished though, i’m excited to be back with you all!

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☂️  the umbrella academy:

ben + 😉

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damian wayne and number 5 have the same energy

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ben’s ghost adventures 1/?

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* soft family things

‘ i love you so, so much. ’

‘ stop putting your head down in my house. you know my rule. it’s all love and all pride in this house. ’

‘ lost things have a way of turning up. ’

‘ watch your mouth. ’

‘ not so fast. you still have some vegetables left. ’

‘ very funny. ’

‘ i think you’re due for a haircut. ’

‘ come on. bedtime. ’

‘ and when were you going to tell me? ’

‘ i’m glad you came into my life. ’

‘ you were talking in your sleep. ’

‘ come here. i’ll fix it. ’

‘ this show sucks. ’

‘ mom/dad, can we go home now? ’

‘ you forgot something. ’

‘ can we stay like this for a little while? it’s nice. ’

‘ hot chocolate helps. and good company. ’

‘ you’ll feel better once you take your medicine and have a nap. ’

‘ close your eyes. it’s a surprise. ’

‘ it’s good to have you home. ’

‘ i’m not angry with you, just disappointed. ’

‘ your shoe’s untied. ’

‘ i missed this. ’

‘ hey, hey. sit down. deep breaths. ’

‘ will you tuck me in? ’

‘ go to your room and stay there until you’ve calmed down. ’

‘ i heard crying. i got worried. ’

‘ don’t use that tone with me. ’

‘ well, i love you more. ’

‘ just focus on my voice. that’s it. you’re okay. we’re okay. ’

‘ this movie is too scary. turn it off. ’

‘ how long have you been sick? ’

‘ don’t play with your food. ’

‘ i’ll stay right here until you fall asleep. ’

‘ don’t even think about going outside without your coat. ’

‘ i’m not asking you, i’m telling you. ’

‘ you can pick the story tonight. ’

‘ everyone needs somebody. we got each other. ’

‘ you call that a hug? ’

‘ i was the same way when i was your age. ’

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damian wayne and number 5 have the same energy

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thank u, next  —  lyric  sentence  starters

the following is a collection of starter memes taken from ariana grande’s 2019 album thank u, next. some lines have been altered to better fit rp purposes; and includes content such as: foul language, sex, and partying.

imagine

why can’t you imagine a world like that?

i knew you were perfect after our first kiss

tell me your secrets

i feel like we never act this ‘regular’

we’re going to sleep till noon

can you imagine it?

needy

lately, i’ve been on a roller-coaster

i can’t promise you how i’ll react

i’ll wait for you

i don’t give any fucks

i’m obsessive

i love too hard

i can be way too damn needy

tell me how good it feels

i know it feels good to be needed

i’m sorry that i’m up and down a lot

i think i’m not enough

go ahead, call me selfish

i can’t help it 

NASA

i’d rather be alone tonight

i don’t want to be in your arms

there’s nothing wrong

i can’t miss you if i’m with you

time apart is beneficial

i need space

i need me time

i would love it if you stayed the night

i’m trying to self-discover

you’re going to drag me under

bloodline

you’re bad for me

are you down?

can you let me know?

thank you

leave me

it’s time to go

it’s just for show

take it or leave it

there’s no need to apologise

you’ve got to let this go

i’m not trying to make you mine

i just want to have a good time

i got nothing to say

that ship sailed 

i know what you need

i know what you want

fake smile

i’m sorry, i have to leave

can you walk me to my car?

if i’m being honest, i’ve been through way too much

i’m not going to make it very far

i’m starving

i’ve got to leave now

i can’t fake another smile

i can’t lie

i can’t pretend that i’m alright

it’s getting hard to shock me

i want you to know that i’m grateful

have you seen the things they write about me?

i heard what they’re saying on the tv

i know this is the life i chose

i’m not going to lie about it

bad idea

i’ve been worried about you

come and save me

i was the one who wrote it

why can’t i let go of this?

i’ve got a bad idea…

forget about it.

how about we take a little time away?

forget about him!

are you done?

forget about me

come over here to numb the pain

we shouldn’t, but i know we will

this isn’t real

you should know i’m only temporary

make-up

i like to fuck with you

i love it when we make up

i ruined my makeup

change my mind

say i’m right!

it works every time

promise me?

i like it when you’re mad

ghostin’

i know you hear me when i cry

you know i hear when you cry…

try to hold it in

you’ve been so understanding

you’ve been so good

admit that it hurts you

i’m putting you through more than anyone ever should

i know it breaks your heart when i cry again over him

it breaks my heart to see you cry over him

i’m hating myself

we’ll get through this

we’ll get past this

but i love you…

i’ve got a whole lot of baggage

i wish he were here instead

he/she/put name here comes to visit me every now and then

there’s so much to look forward to

in my head

i’ve got a habit of seeing what isn’t there

you’re in love with a version of a person you’ve created in your head

the only thing you can fix is yourself

enough is enough

this has gone on too long

i got caught in the moment

my imagination is too creative

i never thought you’d leave me

i never thought they’d leave me

i thought you were the one

it was all in my head

i invented you!

we can work it out

i saw your potential

i did it to myself

i thought you were someone else

7 rings

i’ve been through some bad shit

i’ve been through some bad things

i’d rather spoil my friends

i think retail therapy is my new addiction

whoever said money can’t solve your problems must not have had enough money to solve them

i got it

i want it

thank u, next

i wrote some songs about ___

i almost got married

i thought i’d end up _____

i’ve loved and i’ve lost

look what you’ve taught me

thank you

next!

i’m so fucking grateful for my ex

i’m not worried about anything

i met someone else

you move on too fast

___ taught me love

___ taught me patience

___ taught me pain

one day i’ll walk down the aisle

god forbid if something happens

break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored

damn, this isn’t fair!

i’m not used to feeling this way

i’m thinking about it

i took one look at your face,now i want to know how you taste

break up with your ___friend!

i know it isn’t right

then i realised _____ was right there!

this shit always happens to me

i shouldn’t think about it

you know what you’re doing to me

damn, ___ can’t compare!

i only hate ___ because i want you!

you without me just isn’t right!

break up with your  ___friend, cause i’m bored.

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jerome.

                   A little hum of agreement escaped Jerome’s throat, his head bobbing slightly in a nod to Silver’s words. It was true that Theo Galavan had trusted Silver close enough to get to Bruce Wayne before, but this was different. This was all about fooling Jeremiah, who already had little reason to like Silver in the first place. “Broski doesn’t like anyone who isn’t Brucie Wayne, Angel-Eyes. Don’t take it personally.”

How to get him to like her enough to let her into the Manor, though….that was the tricky part. While Brucie-boo might trust Silver enough to let her wander as she pleased, Jeremiah was a whole different type of animal: he wouldn’t trust her just at face-value alone, especially not if she walked in with some kind of camera. She’d have to by-pass him, then, go directly through Bruce and try not to let his brother know she was there. It was going to be tough, but hopefully do-able.

          “I think I know what we can do. Are you and Brucie due for one of your hair-braiding sessions or whatever soon?”

          a closed lipped smile grew in a wider, more mischievous grin. of course she knew where this was going. was it manipulative towards someone she considered a friend? absolutely, but she’d deal with that guilt later on. in the meantime, silver was eager to please --- desperate for jerome’s approval. she wanted to prove herself useful to keep around with macy.  ❝   a gab sesh with brucie? gimme a sec to text him and i can set one up. tell him i need to moan about somethin’.  ❞

      she pulled out her phone, manicured nails tapping away at the screen. ❝   hey, brucie. are yooou free later?  ❞ she spoke aloud as she sent the message.  ❝   having a rotten day and need to vent. sad face. could use a pick me up. thaaank, aaaand heart emoji and send.  ❞ her attention turned back to jerome with a beaming smile that was looking for approval.

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wait wait wait -- so i just watched the first episode for doom patrol and like... are they just gonna pretend that gar never existed? not mention him or anything?