May 6, 2023
i had to cut 109 characters, but here's the unfuckability bracket!
yes it's illegible without zooming in, that's just how it's gonna have to be with a 64 person bracket. here's a link to a zoomable version
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i had to cut 109 characters, but here's the unfuckability bracket!
yes it's illegible without zooming in, that's just how it's gonna have to be with a 64 person bracket. here's a link to a zoomable version
Leiland vs Cody Walsh
"HE HAS THAT 2012 LOKI SWAG"
"cannot emphasize enough how many foam prop swords this man has in his room. his sheets smell terrible. the floor is vaguely sticky from spilled monster. and there is no way that this man washes behind his ears, if you know what i mean. and that's not even *touching* on the way he talks."
Which of these sword-wielding emos is LESS fuckable?
Leiland (Escape from the Bloodkeep)
Cody Walsh (The Unsleeping City: Chapter II)
Gilear Faeth vs Crunch Moon-Jones
"everything about him is unfuckable. man’s eats curdled milk with lemonade because he LIKES it. he’s a truly disgusting creature"
"insufferable. entitled. not a chance of him being reciprocal in bed. probably invests in crypto. #ew"
Who is LESS fuckable?
Gilear Faeth (Fantasy High, Fantasy High: Sophomore Year, The Seven)
Crunch Moon-Jones (A Starstruck Odyssey)
Arianwen Abernant vs Prince Andhera
"she’s not a milf. she’s a miwlf (mom i wouldn’t like to fuck)"
""i've written checks my body can't cash" MYYYYY ASEXUAL KING !!!!!!!"
Who is LESS fuckable?
Arianwen Abernant (Fantasy High, Fantasy High: Sophomore Year)
Prince Andhera (A Court of Fey and Flowers)
Arthur Aguefort vs Imperator Augustus Ciabatta
"idk about u, but i’m not fucking someone who’s a terrible dad."
"It’s not cool or sexy to murder minors"
Who is LESS fuckable?
Arthur Aguefort (Fantasy High, Fantasy High: Sophomore Year, The Seven)
Imperator Augustus Ciabatta (A Crown of Candy)
Coach Daybreak vs Basrar
"Awful awful man. Does he even have a first name? What would you call him, Coach? Awful and gross. Also you know he wouldn’t fuck before marriage so you’d have to do that awful Mormon “soaking” shit. An absolutely miserable time I guarantee."
"i just don't think he can be fucked. like i don't think it's possible to fuck him nor do i think he wants to be fucked or fuck. unfuckable king"
Who is LESS fuckable?
Coach Daybreak (Fantasy High)
Basrar (Fantasy High, Fantasy High: Sophomore Year)
Headmistress Boudicca Philtrum vs Limon Longhalls
"She's evil in the least sexy way possible. Mean towards children. Elitist as fuck. Lies about things to further her own agenda. Is named Boudicca Philtrum."
"he’s a fucking cough drop he’s miserable and an abomination"
Who is LESS fuckable?
Headmistress Boudicca Philtrum (Misfits and Magic)
Limon Longhalls (A Crown of Candy)
Sheriff Warner Codge vs Johnny Spells
"yosemite sam lookin ass"
"Morally, Ethically, and Spiritually unfuckable. Johnny Spells is a predatory slimeball and also is bound by the laws of Hell not to fuck. This makes him the ultimate unfuckable d20 character. Plus, he would say things like "little mama likes that" and "oh daddy-o, that's good!" the whole time, and that's awful."
Who is LESS fuckable?
Sheriff Warner Codge (A Starstruck Odyssey)
Johnny Spells (Fantasy High, Fantasy High: Sophomore Year)