#johnny spells

[emiko-matsui]

its SO fucking funny to me that in freshman year they were all bullying fabian for acting like johhny spells with his daddy-o's and everything and fabian was like no!!! No!!!!! no im NOT!!!!! and two years later he's literally dance fighting as his main thing

[loosedukememes]

I often put on repeats of Fantasy High Freshman Year as I’m going to sleep (familiar background noise and all that jazz) and I was just struck with the thought that Gorthalax made that deal with Johnny Spells very purposefully.

He had some situational awareness from inside the gem, he knew his daughter was approaching high school age, and he knew Johnny was a weirdo who hung around underage girls. You can’t tell me this demon dad didn’t put two and two together and happened to come up with condition of Johnny not being able to have sex. It’s funny and it’s also him protecting his kid.

[broadwayninja]

Dropout cast members as Aguefort NPCs:

Jacob Wysocki as Max Durden

Jess Ross as Gertie Bladeshield

Ross Bryant as Zayn Darkshadow

Jiavani as Mazey Phaedra

Josh Ruben as Skrank Douglas

Grant O’Brien as Shellford Turtleperson

Lisa Gilroy as Torek Railgrinder

Mike Trapp as Johnny Spells

Jeremy Culhane as Jem Peppercorn

[unbroken-teacup]

little fig is so perfect, we can just ignore johnny spells existence like normal and pretend he isn’t here. her little plans are so cute

[itsyourdogpepito]

I miss them daddio

[mistygreenwoods]

What next fic would you guys like to see finished?

hello, hello! As you know im working on Kat’s Cradle, but im curious about what next fic you would like to see updated? After our favourite little kid fic is concluded for this first segment.

On the docket we have ✨drum roll✨

Shadow Preachers

Rating: Explicit Part Three of the Hypnotic verse

This was the last way Essek ever imagined coming back from his sabbatical. Worse, possibly, than any other of his imagined returns. "Essek?" Caleb asked, his blue eyes wide behind his reading glasses, behind him stood a man he had never met before. Tiefling, lavender hued and dressed in what was unmistakably one of Caleb's cable knit sweaters. The red one. "Hello," Essek said stiffly, his hair plastered uncomfortably against the side of his temples. He had never felt so disgraced. "May I please come in?"

Enemies To Why Am I Responsible™ For You???

Rated: Mature

Johnny was pretty sure dying would have been preferable to this. “Look,” Johnny said tersely. “Kid—” Fig, the little punk, looked absolutely unrepentant as she clutched at Johnny’s leather jacket. “It’s mine now, asshole.” Johnny really really wished they’d just have killed him, instead of him now somehow being responsible for getting them to school on time. Or, in which Johnny Spells gets a chance at redemption. He really wished it didn't involve so much responsibility.

I slithered down from eden (to sit outside your door)

Rating: Explicit

Mollymauk Tealeaf comes back wrong. This is less of a problem than it should be.

To End An Age (With Soil And Sage)

Rating: Explicit

She wakes up in a shallow grave, clawing and gasping for breath. Lucy Frostblade died. She doesn’t stay that way. For better or worse. Or: In another world the Bad Kids never find Lucy Frostblade. Either way she crawled out of the grave.

Which fic next?

Shadow Preachers

Enemies To Why Am I Responsible(TM) For You???

I slithered down from eden (to sit outside your door)

To End An Age (With Soil And Sage)

Voting ended onMar 5

[supermarket-goblin]

I'm sorry, Johnny Spells got caught up in the Prompocalypse scheme cause he was sticking up a bank? How did I not notice this before? It must have been a KVX, right?

[incorrectbadkidz]

*Looking at Johnny Spells*

Fig: Smash!

Adaine: I mean... look at him.

Fabian: Definite smash for me.

Riz: I'm- I'm gonna say pass.

Fig: Why?

Riz: He's ya know... I don't wanna ruin our friendship.

Fabian: He's not your friend.

Riz: And I don't wanna ruin that.