#unhinged drafts

[cursedchildofchaos]

New pickup line: Tell someone you need a really good pickup line.

If the person replies with a pickup line, than, just act like they're flirting with you.

You never said why you needed it. Maybe you just wanted to be flirted with a bit.

[cursedchildofchaos]

i want to run away to a magical world where i get swept off my feet by a beautiful princess (platonically) and she introduces me to all her beautiful princess friends, and we start a cult and all move into a cottage in the woods and live together and scare the neighborhood together

[cursedchildofchaos]

Me: * cutely sends you death threats *

Me: Sorry, I was flirting

[cursedchildofchaos]

Maxine Angelyn is the hottest Andrew Sister (I'm straight I swear).

Look at her.

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

give us one of your unhinged drafts for unhinged hours.

Hey bestie. I can, indeed, give you one of my drafted posts. Here you go:

"The group chat is so funny because I'm 3 hours behind everyone else, so someone will say something at 3 in the morning for me and I'll wake up at 7 and respond, but no one has said anything in between. So then it ends up looking like:

3:45 AM

Anyone like chocolate?

8:33 AM

Yeah.

Like I can't imagine being the other people in that group. I'm so sorry lmao."

And that is one of my drafted posts.

last unhinged hours for a week.