#unhinged.hottakes

[drhalepitt]

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send 🙃for Igraine to tell you something unhinged .

❝ Lexie , babe , you have to start walking into rooms like god sent you there as a punishment .❞

[drhalepitt]

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send 🙃for Igraine to tell you something unhinged .

❝ I wonder if you look both ways before you get on my damn nerves . ❞

[drhalepitt]

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send 🙃for Igraine to tell you something unhinged .

❝ I've tried to explain it , but they just won't listen . If a woman , me , tells you that you have ' nice hands ' then she , I , am doing everything in my power not to fuck you . Like release her , me , from this torment , because she's probably texting her friends messages that someone in prison would send . Which sorry about those . . . ❞

[drhalepitt]

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send 🙃for Igraine to tell you something unhinged .

❝ Do you think men find it embarrassing to cum , like here's what's in my balls . . . i guess ? Jesus Christ .❞

[drhalepitt]

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send 🙃for Igraine to tell you something unhinged .

❝ Lenny's first tour he had braces on , had the waiver , but he went down on me and I think he trimmed my bush . I told him I was reporting him for deforestation . ❞

[drhalepitt]

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send 🙃for Igraine to tell you something unhinged .

❝ I told Gloria that she had a way of making people appreciate when she left the room . I think I might be getting written up . Do you think I'm going to get fired ? ❞