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my brain is growing literal mold I can feel it I need to go lay in the dirt and eat weeds

I’m trying so desperately to come up with something to post about everything that is happening but honestly nothing can beat reality. Fuck

i am a cartoon character and god is dumping a pile of snow on me at an inopportune yet comedically timed moment

This is most definitely the cursed timeline

how cursed is it that the bandaid part of a worm is called a clitellum ? that’s super fucked up

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