"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

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"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.
this clip is fucking frying me. Assad adjusting the way he's sitting before speaking. the way he looks around. everyone snickering. the dramatic ass music. the way he says it with such passion. its so good
fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest
saw a scary stick™️ on my run and yelped and leapt and held on to my husband
guy running towards us laughed at me and then also yelped and leapt
guy further behind him didn’t understand the commotion until he got there and also yelped and leapt
four grown men like:
can you tell when it happened
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were
this is a leg off of Argentinosaurus and its already the size of a two story house like LOOK at the size of these fuckers
the fact that any land animal ever got to be as large as this is insane. this shit is only beat by fucking whales, creatures that dont have to support their weight on legs
movies need to start using lower quality cameras. everything feels too real which makes it feel fake which stops it from feeling real
having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved
i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make
In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.
My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.
The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK
grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?
I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo
The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles
Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy
You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.
where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"
FOUND IT
it's that time of the year again folks