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Unicorn Powerbank

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Harness the power of the unicorn...to charge your phone! 

Perhaps you believe unicorn magic is only relegated to the crafting of fine sweets or granting wishes for the pure of heart. If so, you would be wrong. Because this unicorn can bring your dead cell phone battery back to life!  Meet the Unicorn Powerbank, a battery charger for your phone that is much more attractive than your phone. Seriously, why don’t we just have phones that look like this? Can someone get on that for us? 

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Celebrate Valentine’s Day the unicorn way! Starting February 8, share the love with others, and feel the love yourself. Who’s with us?

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This list of unicorn gifts is pretty good, but where is @RaisingUnicorns book on it? (via @WetPaintTV) Unicorns may not be materialistic, but they know the value of a good gift. Thanks to WetPaint, your holiday shopping may already be complete! Of course, we’re a tad bummed that this list that includes unicorn duct tape and a unicorn emoji pillow neglected to feature a copy of Raising Unicorns, but we suppose that the bag of unicorn farts just could not be preempted!

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Unicorn Glitterluck - a video game from @HABA_usa for young aspiring unicorn farmers!  Genetic engineering just got an injection of enchantment! With the new video game Unicorn Glitterluck, you can design your own unicorns and take them on colorful adventures. Sure, it’s missing the drudgery of doing inventory and cleaning stalls, but this certainly will give you a taste for the fabulous joy of unicorn farming! 

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Happy birthday to fellow unicorn advocate, @MirandaLambert! 

It seems like country music has invaded Unicornomics this week, and we’re A-OK with that as these lovely ladies advocate unicorn rights in their own special ways. Ms. Lambert celebrated her birthday with a unicorn ride & tattoo - which is a lot more enchanting than some unicorn tattoos out there! Happy birthday, Miranda, and may you fill that lovely unicorn mug above with some sparkling wine as you ride the rainbow into year #32!

(via Miranda Lambert reveals unicorn tattoo she got for her 32nd birthday | Daily Mail Online)

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You don’t have to love country music to enjoy this performance. Thanks, @KaceyMusgraves! 

We confess we hadn’t heard of Kacey Musgraves until she captured our hearts, starting at 3:40 of this video. We’re guessing this “Dime Store Cowgirl” traded her horse in for a unicorn!

(via Kacey Musgraves - Dime Store Cowgirl - CMA Awards 2015 - YouTube)

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As volunteers for the Common Ground Community Garden looked to the future, discussions included a new irrigation system featuring unicorns during the board meeting on Wednesday, Nov. 4 at Java Jive.

Next up for Community Garden: Unicorns and unity - News - Hannibal Courier - Post - Hannibal, MO - Hannibal, MO

Another great quote from the article: “As a person pedaled on the unicorn, the system would draw water from the compost heap and irrigate the garden...” 

Yes, this is referring to a unicorn bicycle that waters plants. Talk about unicorn altruism! Where can we sign up, Hannibal residents? <:-)

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Clown learns the hard way not to photograph unicorn. (Language NSFW) 

What did the unicorn say to the clown? A lot of swear words. 

Oh, sorry - that sounded like the start of a joke! It wasn’t. At least Minnie Mouse and the pirate didn’t get into fisticuffs - that would have just been overkill.

(via Angry Unicorn Yells at Clown Photographer for Taking Photo Without Permission)