I will prove to the world that my methods work, that I and I alone will use every hour in the day to become the strongest/be loved by all/to progress the future of umanity!
Bio: An umamusume who has figured out how to separate her sleep into shifts, and now
sleeps Unihemishperically! She regularly sleeps in 9 hour shifts, and is only fully awake during
the night.
Blue=her “left brain”: Hemi. A very logical and analytical uma who barely knows how to talk to people. She
tries to help others with her knowledge, but often comes across as off-putting.
Red=her “right brain”: Uni. An
extroverted, friendly uma who has a lot of trouble with thinking hard or analysing things.
Great at understanding emotions, but any techy or sciency talk just goes right over her head.
Purple=her full self:
Unihemi. Unihemi: A quiet, introverted uma who tends to be distrustful of strangers, but warms up to
close friends. This one is a night owl, enjoying using the track long after everyone else is
asleep (and past curfew).
Team: Mystical
Pronouns: She/They
Height: 160cm
Ears: The ear belonging to the side not active droops. Has issues with loud noises!
Tail: Very sensitive to the touch, weak to petting or brushing.
Appearance: Unihemispheric is a purple haired uma with a somewhat large chest, stomach,
and thighs. They tend to stay quite un-accessorised, save for the ribbon on their
left/right/both ears, used to help others distinguish what part is awake at any given time.
Hemi has a resting neutral face that she very rarely alters in the slightest, save for an eyebrow raising if something peaks her interest. Uni is constantly active and energetic,
constantly fidgeting and regularly walks on her tiptoes. Unihemi is more relaxed than Uni, and
her resting face is very still like Hemi’s, but she remains very expressive when talking to
others, and rarely stays still for long.
Likes: Nothing in particular/Chocolates, Flowers/Night, the cold
Family: hopes that their family will see them in the newspaper for heir achievements.
Personal Rule: Always take time to check in with yourself and reflect on the day.
Before a Race: Stretches, one side at a time.
Secrets: Eats 5 meals a day, 2 while everyone else is asleep. Regularly breaks curfew due
to not needing to sleep. Always switches who’s awake in the bathroom, even when alone.
Soooo say that someone hypothetically ate 50 jars of jam. Would you have a way to uh... undo that?
*This girl... well, she is Unihemispherical, but she seems very different to Hemi. In addition, the ribbon on her ear is on her right, not her left ear, and she seems much more expressive and emotional* - @unihemispherical
..I'm not even gonna ask why. Not after that one about cannibalism, what's up with everyone on here? I think you changing a little is the least of my concerns compared to that.
I'm assuming you want the jam out of your system, yes? Not specifically back in the jar?
Okay. You have edersies for your back, glasses for your eyes, i dont think any of that will actually help by the way-
But what about your internals? The heart? Thats pretty important for racing, but by not sleeping it youve given it pretty much zero breaks these past few months. During sleep, your heartrate decreases immensly giving it time to repair itself more while simultaniously reducing wear and tear.
If your constantly awake, then your cosntantly at minimum resting heart rate! And since you spend alot of your time training, thats not going to be the case!
Your heart is gona rupture the second you start a G1 dude. Its not gona be a pretty derby.
My heart is plenty strong, thank you very much. Do you think I haven't gone into this with preparation? If I hadn't done anything to prepare, then I would already be dead.
And before you ask, no, my muscles are not messed up either. In fact, they're very strong!
When will you anonymous idiots finally get that this works? That I did it, and I'm not hurting myself! You sound just like my parents! What next, you gonna tell me that transitioning is harmful for my body, and I'll die if I keep going? Well too bad! I'm an umamusume, and I AM UNIHEMISPHERICAL!!!! THIS IS WHO I AM, AND IT ISN'T! KILLING ME!
*She runs through the night, the track cool like the air.*
Everyone always says that I need to rest... that part almost hurts more than the ones who call my work pointless and stupid.
Eventually, I'll prove it to them... I'll show them that "I don't need sleep" is true, and I'll pave the way for the future. They'll believe me once my training pays of... with me becoming a legend.
She enters, ready for her debut. By all accounts, her practice runs should be able to beat anyone else here, but... overconfidence was never a good idea. She was still going to try her best!
She stretches, oddly doing all the stretches for her left side, then her right. Getting both sides of her body in sync.
The first official race for this Junior Year of umamusume begins!
Unihemi tears down the track, giddy with excitement! She feels like her technique is alright, she's a front runner, so hopefully she won't see anyone else this race. And... she doesn't. All she focuses on are her own footsteps and the track ahead of her. She can't falter for even a moment or they'll overtake!
...
The race is quite long, and eventually, Unihemi crosses the finish line!
She's panting, too focused to tell what position she came in...
She focuses on the voice of the announcer...
"I-INCREDIBLE! SURPRISING EVERYONE, UNIHEMISPHERICAL WINS BY A DISTANCE!!!!!!!!! ALMOST BREAKING RECORDS FOR MEDIUM DEBUT RACE TIMES, JUST WHAT DOES THIS UMAMUSUME HAVE IN STORE FOR EVERYONE???"
...and the excitement reaches a head, as she jumps in the air! She did it! The first step to proving her methods right, and she passed with flying colours!
