#union jokes

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[danithebelcher]

Jokes in my house

Nick: what is the bacteria that causes toxic shock syndrome?

Dani: staphylococcus aureus

Nick: everything is staph

Dani: it means cluster -- the bacteria are organized in clusters

Nick: nice, they're organized (says the union steward)

Dani: yeah! And coccus means--

Nick: when they take the member outside to talk to them?

[nomanomymous]

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.