May 14, 2022
i would like to start a petition for a first person shooter game where u are a woman and u get a sexy sad malewife to follow u around and clap for you and give u a thumbs up as you slay
#my post#i'm tired of being a MAN#and video games trying to get me to fall in love with manic pixie dream girls / not like other girls side characters#i'm sorry elizabeth from bioshock infinite. i do not love u#i'm sorry alyx half-life u annoy me#portal u are the only game that gets me#wheatley is my malewife until he turns on me. and he's not sexy or sad. more condescending#but he's the closest we've gotten as a society#where my gamer girls at#unite!!!!#malewife malewife malewife#i would also request that as a main character i am complex and more than just a Mean Woman/Girl Boss#i would like to be multifaceted thank u#also i want the malewife to cry at some point#and lastly i'd like it to work on my laptop bc that's how i play video games#gamer girls#half-life 2#half-life#portal#portal 2#hl2#hl#valve#bioshock#bioshock infinite#elizabeth bioshock#alyx vance#chell#gordan freeman#wheatley
