Clinton, pioneer of Hillarycare, confirms health care is complicated, morons
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a press conference this morning, President Hillary Rodham Clinton laughingly acknowledged that "health care is indeed complicated," calling rightwing politicians who are only realizing this now, "freaking morons."
Acknowledging rising premiums, Clinton focused on the importance of Republican governors expanding Medicaid programs in their states. Health care costs are expected to decline significantly over the next decade, as preventative care begins to lower the rates of avoidable illnesses and emergency room visits.
While approval for the ACA is more popular than ever before, failed presidential candidate Donald Trump continues to Tweet about importance of its immediate repeal from his hotel room in Moscow.
“Health care is not complicated, it’s simple—believe me!” tweeted Trump after watching reaction to Clinton's press conference on Fox and Friends. “I could’ve fixed this mess on Day ONE.”
Ironically, Obamacare is the only reason Trump has health insurance, thanks to the law’s mandate that insurers cover preexisting conditions, including syphilis and carotenosis - the illness that causes Trump's skin’s orange pigmentation.
