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I'm not from afar, but close at hand In your neighborhood I often stand. You'll find me near, not far away I'm known to everyone, come what may. What am I?

[unknownymous001]

R U THE KILLER??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What do you mean? I thought those SKIN agents had revealed my connection to the Melon Lord? If you’re asking me to reveal my identity, congrats. You just wasted 10 seconds you’ll never get back

[unknownymous001]

i eat your watermelons

That's fine, I have plenty

[unknownymous001]

Mr/Mrs/Ms. Killer person? If I give you another melon with my blood can I know who you are? Pleeeeeease? With as many things as you want on top.

Only the damned and those worthy of the Melon’s Mercy can know of my identity

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Hello unknown killer person, I'd like to make a deal. I'll try my best to throw myself under, and you protect me. To keep things under the table, call me 4/14, say that date whenever and I'll do my best to shut down any suspicion and turn it towards me

Throw yourself under the bus to keep everything off of me, and I make sure nothing happens to you, huh?

Yeah I'll take that deal. But remember- if you betray our agreement, the melons will find you

[unknownymous001]

The Melon Lord is your guide, of course you follow their path! I'm not a massive fan of murder, but if you're sure it's your purpose, then go for it! Be open about who you are and why you are the person you are. You deserve a place

- hugs anon

I'm literally a murderer why are you-

...okay then

[unknownymous001]

I'm allergic to watermelons

Good for you