happy belated birthday pete wentz. i’m so happy u survived another year around the sun,ur the light of my life petey<333 im gonna do some headcanons because ummm why not. fs gonna come back and add stuff i keep having new ideas. pt 2 maybe ???? hope this works for u anon :b
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he’s a creep, emotional incest, fauxcest,inappropriate age gap,current pete x college age reader,bribery,underage drinking,grooming,he’s a huge perv
dbf!pete who’s been there your entire life. he taught you how to ride a bike,witnessed you sobbing at the table trying to finish your math homework, and even helped you pick out a dress for your first formal dance. he was your best friend in the world.
dbf!pete who was your first crush. when you realized it you were about 13 , much too young for him. that didn’t stop you from trying to make a move or two. you would pick out the cutest outfits at the mall hoping it would make him notice you.
dbf!pete who read your diary. it’s like you wanted him to know your secrets you left the notebook on the middle of the dining room table. he saw lines and lines of your first name with his last named scrawled behind it all over the paper.
dbf!pete who found you endearing. it was so cute how bad you wanted his attention. he’d play into it once in a while. complimenting the new hollister jeans he overhead you talking to your friend about. “i got them just for him so he better have something nice to say. i spent all my allowance too”.
dbf!pete who insists you call him uncle pete. he’s gone as far as refusing to answer until you address him as such. something about the way you say it sounds like music to his ears.
dbf!pete who wants to know evethring about college life. “how’s the dorm? do you like your roommate? what about the food? it was god awful back in my day”. he’s rolling a far blunt to celebrate your return. “more importantly,how are the parties”.
dbf!pete who can’t stop himself from staring as you walk away. you really grew into your figure nicely. he has to physically stop himself from cupping your ass in his hands.
dbf!pete who is excited that you’re back home. “you’ve missed so much y/n”.
dbf!pete who is smirking at you. “you need six cases of cutwater for you and two other friends”?you can’t even meet his eye. “yes”…. “i was young once too y/n i’ll pick it up for you but i have a price”.
dbf!pete who feels like a perverted old man. he was totally right. “you’re going to need to show your appreciation in a way only you know how”.
dbf!pete who is always finding an excuse to touch you. coming up behind you and resting his head on yours,light brushes of the hand,lots and lots of hugs. it never bothered you much uncle pete was always super touchy.
dbf!pete who is constantly taking you on shopping sprees. since you could walk whatever you so much as touched you got. does he have the money ? no. but what’s a little more debt.
dbf!pete who follows you into the changing room when the staff is not looking. he’s about to spend a pretty penny on those bras so the least you can do is model them for him.
dbf!pete who is biting his lip to keep himself from groaning your name. “what do you think of this one uncle pete ? it’s a bit tight..very uncomfortable”. he used to imagine. what you’d look like when you grew up. he never imagined you’d be such a bombshell. “christ y/n. you looks absolutely stunning”.
dbf!pete who takes pictures of you. “it’s because the lighting in here is so bad. you might not like it when you leave”. he explains. while that doesn’t make much sense you nod your head in agreement. he was much older than you he probably knew what he was talking about.
dbf!pete who closes the dressing room door behind him. the space is cramped and the smell of old socks was invading his nostrils, still he pressed up against you. “y/n you look absolutely gorgeous in emerald. this is truly your color”. he reaches to unhook the clasp and you quickly stop him. “we can’t do that here..we’re in public”. you hiss.
dbf!pete who doesn’t care about the people coming in and out. he’s too focused on your hardened nipple against his tongue. “i just want to see if they’re the same as before you left”
dbf!pete who gets a thrill whenever someone asks if you’re his younger sister. it’s only happened a handful of times but none the less pete feels over the world at those words. “no no this is my niece”. he explains pulling you closer to him.
dbf!pete who was super protective. ever since you were a little girl he was watchful of you and the other sex. he didn’t want some little boy to put bad ideas in your mind. “most guys your age don’t know anything. they’re stupid and horny. i just want to save you from a heartbreak”.
dbf!pete who might be a tad bit of a vouyer. he isn’t shy about being extra touchy infront of other people. he pats his lap,beckoning for you to take your place on his lap. “.and how are you today sweetheart”? pete asks leaning back on the arm of the chair. massaging your scalp just how yoh like.
dbf!pete who is actively ignoring the side eye from his best friend. it’s not weird. she isn’t even really related to me he reminds himself.
dbf!pete who is fingering you under the throw blanket. it’s so cute how hard you’re trying to keep it together. “you’re so sick y/n. your father is right there and you’re sitting here with me getting off”.
dbf!pete who makes a show of licking his fingers. “sorry, the popcorn just has so much butter”.
