#unlikely quotes

[incorrect-spongebob-the-musical]

Squidward: [groans] you know, life.

[gloriawriteshere]

Highly Unlikely But Not Impossible - WQ #37

It is highly unlikely that I'll ever sail a boat myself - I have no desire to learn - just as it is highly unlikely that I'll ever own a boat of my own.

WQ #37 for Marsh Ingrao’s blog. The theme for Marsha’s WQ #37 is ‘Unlikely’. A word I find very fitting to some photos I have in my gallery. I love boats. I don’t know the first thing about them, but I like to look at them and I love being on a boat. It is highly unlikely that I’ll ever sail a boat myself – I have no desire to learn – just as it is highly unlikely that I’ll ever own a boat of…

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[firestormmaidenanddragon]

Unlikely Quotes - He Tried

Featuring Judy from @hxntresses

Edward: Don’t worry Judy, in just a few hours, you’ll be sitting around a campfire with Velvet, making delicious hot schmoes!

Judy: ...they’re called Smores, Ed.

Edward: Right, right, of course...

(Quotes from Toy Story 2)

[firestormmaidenanddragon]

Unlikely Quotes - Booze

Qrow: You know Tai, there used to be a point in time where one drink would send me over the edge.

Taiyang: Oh? What was that then?

Qrow: The 37th...(hic!)

[firestormmaidenanddragon]

Unlikely Quotes - Court Day

Roman: So, if I’m found not guilty, do I get to keep the stuff I stole?

Neo, disguised as the judge: (facepalm)

[firestormmaidenanddragon]

Unlikely Quotes:

(Featuring @hxntresses‘ Judy)

-At an office party being held at the VPD-

Judy, enjoying herself: So, Edward, having fun?

Edward, deadpan but serious: I'm having a wonderful time.

[knightprincess]

Lines we I hope Yoda will one day say.

Yoda: Coffee I need or kill you i will

Or

Yoda: Farted I did. Regret it I do not.