Its A Typical Bikini Bottom Day...

Incorrect quotes from the world of the Spongebob musical. Suggestion box always open! No NSFW please.

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Patrick: [watches as an ambulance speeds past, sirens blaring]

Patrick: ...he won’t sell many ice-creams going at that speed...

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Squidward, handing out balloons: It’s always raining in my mind, have a nice day

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Squidward: Do you know why I hate myself?

Random customer: No

Squidward: Neither do I, have a nice day though

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Spongebob, handing out balloons: I have no soul, have a nice day!

Squidward, taking a balloon: I don’t have one either.

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Squidward: Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?

Patrick: Yeah, what did you have for breakfast?

Squidward: ...nothing

Patrick: I’m doing better than you then-

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Reporter: So what are Spongebob and Patrick to you?

Squidward: They’re the reason I always get up in the morning

Reporter: Awww, that’s adorable

Spongebob and Patrick earlier that morning, barging into Squidward’s room, smacking pots and pans together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

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Patrick: Ow! My armkle!

Spongebob: His what?

Squidward: His wrist.

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Squidward: I’ll keep all my emotions right here.

Squidward: And then one day, I’ll die.

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Patrick: Sometimes, people will say “What do you think you’re doing?”

Patrick: But they just mean “Stop.”

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Squidward: [groans] you know, life.

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Squidward, mid conversation: ...from endless anxiety, yeah

Sandy: Do you have a lot of anxiety?

Squidward: I do have a lot of anxiety

Sandy: And that’s why you don’t want anyone to actually ever truly know you...?

Squidward: [thinks]......Oh-

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Patrick: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.

Spongebob: Why’d you get banned?

Patrick: Touched the rat.

Spongebob: What rat?

Patrick: Chunky cheese.

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Squidward: You know, you really shouldn’t use a straw

Patrick: I know, I know, it’s bad for the environment

Squidward: It’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti...

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Squidward: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him some questions.

Spongebob: Patrick, what’s seven plus seven?

Squidward: Stuff he knows!

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Mr Krabs: I don’t know what’s more pathetic. The fact that you picked a fight with a bunch of children on a playground, or the fact that you lost.

Squidward: They had superior numbers and no mercy!

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Spongebob: Plankton? When Karen’s mad at you, how do you make her not mad?

Plankton: First I apologise, then get her whatever she wants.

Spongebob: Even when she’s wrong?

Plankton: She’s never wrong, son

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Sorry i had to-

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THIS IS AMAZING!

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Mr Krabs: One day you could be a father

Spongebob: One day? I already am a father!

Mr Krabs: Gary is a snail, Spongebob

Spongebob: HE’S MY BLOOD!