"I suggest that we start tagging the banned words like they do on tiktok"
A useless masterpost brought to you by my 4 hours of sleep and the consequent desperate attempt of not falling asleep on the train platform.
It gets from bad to even worse very quickly.
Ass and its Variants: Peach Emoji. And I don't mean the literal emoji. I mean We Are All Gonna Tag Out Posts About It With "peach emoji"
Death and its Variants: the classic Unalive/Unalived/Unliving
Boy: Nongirl
The various weapons: Stage Props
Girl: Nonboy
Sex and it's Variants: the also very classic Seggs
Bald: Unhairy
Cannibal: People Enjoyer (ur welcome Hannibal fans)
MILF: Mother Enjoyer
QUICK LIFE UPDATE: I almost lost the previously mentioned train because I was too concentrated making this stupid post. But let's go back to the reason you are reading this:
DILF: Father Enjoyer
Sad: Unmerry
The various Seggsual Orientations: Fruity/Unstraight
Hetero: Unfruity/Boring Peach Emoji Person
Nude: Nondressed
OnlyFans: JustHaters
Marijuana: I already made a post about that. I also suggest Star Wars Spice for all my nerdy stoners out there
Murderer: Amateur Unaliver
Serial Killer: Professional Unaliver
ANOTHER LIFE UPDATE: I successfully arrived at my destination aka clown sadly-regular university
Homophobia/Lesbophobia/etc: I was looking for an alterative to Fruityphobia but the only thing my sleep deprived brain could think of was Nonvegan
The various My Post/My Gif/My Stuff tags: OUR Post/OUR Gif/OUR Stuff because communist bugs bunny is one of my favourite memes at the moment and also capitalism can go have seggs with itself
Wet: Undry
Anxiety: Uncalmness
FINAL LIFE UPDATE: I spaced out on a school library chair and I came up with maybe the worst one so far
Incest: I do not condone incest but if you ever need to tag it you should write Villain I Have Done My Mother
If you have other suggestions/for some reason want me to come up with a specific one that is not mentioned in this post feel free to hit my inbox!
Also tag yourself as the ones that apply to you
