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| HE/THEY | If gender was a performance, mine would be a musical (an amateur production of The Rocky Horror Show to be specific)

[luxiomahariel]

[luxiomahariel]

im so glad this is my most popular post so i have the pleasure of seeing his face every time i open my activity page

[omtai]

This photo genuinely made me tear up he looks so fucking sad

[dunmertitty]

[crowleysgirl56]

Just under 24 hours to go! Welcome to the end times.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun thing about getting older as a dedicated lifelong non-athlete: i'm as fast and limber as I've ever been! which is not very. technically I'm in the best shape of my life. that is to say, middling

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually going from deeply-unwell-teenager to reasonably-functional-adult has inured me to the Common Laments of Aging:

"I can't run as fast as I used to" running is sweaty & gross hard pass

"i miss having stamina" you had STAMINA???

"ugh back pain" my inner teenager-with-scoliosis-and-mysterious-bone-pain is unphased

"ugh neck pain" do most people not spend the majority of their lifecycle hunched over screens from puberty onwards? if not that's my bad

"I used to be able to pull all-nighters" chugging energy drinks and depriving your brain of sleep to perform miserable labor is fucked up actually, and shouldn't be normalizd in or outside of college. given half a chance corporations would have your 60-year-old aunt hopped up on caffeine pills retouching powerpoints at 4am. thank fuck we're not expected to be 21 forever

"I used to be so flexible" why

"my metabolism 😭" kill your inner fatphobe, enjoy the comfy extra padding/circulation, buy a cool new wardrobe, and go forth, eat well, and GIVE NARY A FUCK.

"I miss having young knees" that one's valid

In conclusion my personal fitness goals remain, as always: to be able to carry multiple grocery bags, and go for a nice little walk (not jog!) around the neighborhood.

[yellow-cat]

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I care very much

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[mysticalflyte]

One Day More!!!

Instagram | Twitter | Bluesky | Cara

[disgruntleddemon]

Obsessed w how the gangs' all posed in this scene ngl

[catgirl-kaiju]

A group of queer friends, at one of their shitty apartments, pausing the board game they were playing to have an impromptu group therapy session

[king-bones-the1st]

aw man you just know fred is going through it with his dad right now

[goth-queen]

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[argumate]

Google Search Is Now Using AI to Rewrite Headlines

Link to: https://www.theverge.com/tech/896490/google-replace-news-headlines-in-search-canary-coal-mine-experiment?view_token=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI

What we are seeing is a “small” and “narrow” experiment, one that’s not yet approved for a fuller launch, Google spokespeople Jennifer Kutz, Mallory De Leon, and Ned Adriance tell The Verge. They would not say how “small” that experiment actually is. Over the past few months, multiple Verge staffers have seen examples of headlines that we never wrote appear in Google Search results — headlines that do not follow our editorial style, and without any indication that Google replaced the words we chose. And Google says it’s tweaking how other websites show up in search, too, not just news.

fucking christ indeed

[deadgenerations]

now this is the sort of AI usage that people should actually be catastrophising about

[mildlyartisticsuperdetective]

OKAY SO HERE ARE THE PICS. Inspired by this post by @pipistrellus (@pipcomix)

These are 16th century Renaissance inspired hotpants, panelled with navy velvet with a red silk lining and hand-embroidered butt slogan, which I believe is like 300% historically accurate. They’re actually modelled off a genuine Tudor pattern but then made ridiculous because who am I.

Worn with thigh highs and a 18th C shirt cuz it was all I had to hand and frankly shirts don’t change that much lol.

Watermark is to my Instagram! @oh.papillon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs* we sent four astronauts up and four came back huh

[annaisuagain]

Were you expecting more?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

five was the bare minimum for me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh well. there's still the moon ghosts

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[kosmogrl]