#unsanitary ..

[cynicjovial]

will the last post I made on facebook be the one I talk about having the liquid shits. Tragic

[pyrogenetic]

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one time i found a hairball the size of a small rat cloggin our fucking shower drain and most of it was mine

[cynii]

i hate my sense of smell. the only thing it's useful for its seeing if milk is spoiled. all i ever get besides that is a billion scent related triggers and b/o making me feel nauseous from several yards away

[dogteefs]

LISTEN i wsa just tryin gto pick my nose and i was like “wow this is a stubborn booger” but it was my nose stud

[dogteefs]

the ultimate poop nightmare: missed my effexor + 4 shots of espresso in a blended drink

[cronagorgon]

there was no fucking toilet paper in my stall god bless thos fucking seat covers LAMO

[dogteefs]

guess waht i brushed m treeth already today... im aiming for once a day... then twice...

[dogteefs]

im watching graphic videos of people picking their scabs and im torn between being intensely jealous and nauseated