May 1, 2017
me at my Adult™ 9-5 job: pooping and using tumblr within the first hour i got here this morning nice
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me at my Adult™ 9-5 job: pooping and using tumblr within the first hour i got here this morning nice
me @ myself while drinking coffee: enjoy ur horrible poops u dumb bitch
[image is of an orange tabby cat w his eyes closed looking content. the text on the image says "spent $425 at the vet on this creature only to be told "he's way too fat and also hasn't pooped in awhile. give him baby food for like 3 days"]
real feminists shit exclusively in the men's bathrooms
cool effects of effexor XR withdrawal:
im sleeping. all the fucking time. i just sleep. forever
i legitimately slept in to 12 on christmas day when im usually up by 8.. like
emotional volatility ! i cry at Everything. LITERALLY EVERYTHING. my family was playing cards against humanity on xmas eve and every time i would laugh kind of hard i would start crying
brain shivers aka i will just start fcking.... Trembling out of NOWHERE and its especially bad if im hanging out with people i havent seen in awhile
farts + diarrhea from HEll
its a really good time, obviously
my baby rats are eating their poops and i am...... Disgusted
GOD I THOUGHT... one of the siameses had diarrhea because it smelled so bad... but... soda just farted.. GOD