#unstacked (ooc)

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pictured: human not from Earth, born and raised on planet originally home to highly advanced, giant bird people. aliens are real. seen ‘em. 

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alas, no horrendous poison that kills in seconds for kovacs.

still, a real knife is better than a wooden one.

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all right, i’m gonna do this instead. might as well join the bandwagon, and try not to crash it in the process. also what is a bandwagon, really? a wooden cart full of unusually cooperative bards?

oh right, the thing. yes, hello, this is a permanent relationship / plotting call for one (1) takeshi kovacs, former envoy. if you like this, prepare to suffer from:

at least one starter, maybe more in the future (you’re also free to drop them!)

slide into your im’s,,, for plotting and possible nonsense. also on discord if you’ll permit me to.

memes. like, lots of memes. if you don’t reblog memes i will find a way to meme in your direction, minimum.

pretty much just me. i can be annoying but i’m really nice, i promise.

kovacs. he’s a sarcastic lil’ jerk who drinks and smokes quite a bit, and while he does have a nice side, good luck finding it. seriously, though, it is there.

quick side note: if i don’t like your rp ad / relationship call, i do want to interact with you! it’s just that kovacs is a muse with a lot of dark tendencies. i’m more than happy to tag or avoid anything you want me to; but i’d rather you come to me, so i know what you’re okay with. that’s why i tend not like other mun’s ads. 

so, here’s the kinds of this that kovacs is gonna do to you:

1. ROMANCE | hahahahahahahahahaaa. listen... relationships? no. but sleeping together? a possibility.

2. ALLIES | kovacs is pretty hard to get along with, especially for anyone who’s nice or possesses a strong moral code. he is a sociopath, and doesn’t really make friends; but he does have people he can get along with, to varying degrees. he can be polite; but don’t count on it. having said that, if you’ve proved that your worth to him, he’ll back you up whenever you need it; and he always keeps his word. 

3. ASSOCIATES: okay, so you might not be able to get along with kovacs, given how he’s kinda rude and tends to... cause lots of problems. only makes sense. but in the right circumstances, for the right reason, kovacs can be a very helpful person to know. he’s got a fairly wide skillset, and he’s not opposed to using it. just remember, he’s gathering information,a ll the time. and he’s a very, very good liar.

5. DRINKING COMPANIONS | kovacs will drink (or, for that matter, smoke) pretty much anything he safely can, and he’s always up for a bit more. except him to chat a little bit, especially about war, politics, or trying to dig into your backstory. it’s a reflex. 

6. FUTURE MINIONS EMPLOYEES: while it’s probably going to be a little while in isola, kovacs does have a future business venture lined up, and he’s going to have plenty of job opportunities. no matter your skill set, he can find a position for you; and when kovacs has employees, nobody messes with them. 

8. ENEMIES | for many people, disliking kovacs is kinda like breathing; it just happens naturally, and most of the time you might not even notice. kovacs basically thrives on adversity, whether it be just annoying people or actively getting into fights. be warned, however: if you truly piss kovacs off, he has a tendency to extract vengeance on you... and anyone you know. and anyone nearby. and pretty much anyone, really. so watch out for that.

9. OTHER | never know what kinds of relationships might occur. we might be able to hash out something new, so let me know what you think!

oh, and let’s not forget: kovacs likes to plot things of his own accord. i may or may not come up with a surprise for you, but i’ll run it by your first if i think it can be pulled off.

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the fox’s fangs are here! (Complete with snazzy theme song!)

featuring:

- one warrior (Hajime Aikawa) - one assassin ( Aveline de Grandpré) - one warrior / assassin (Takeshi Lev Kovacs) - one foxy lady (Yi Hansol)

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okay so i’ve been absolutely terrible with poor kovacs’s activity and he deserves much much more attention than i have been giving him

having said that

who wants to go shoot beams of light in random places with a soldier/assassin/infiltrator/murderer/detective/jackass tagging along?

... anyone?

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twitter in case anyone wanted a little disappointment

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i almost misread your url as divine tempura for some reason-mun

that’d be a little bit weird. though Kovacs, despite appearances, it actually half-Japanese by birth (long story, if you haven’t seen / read Altered Carbon). he’d probably appreciate some divine tempura.No, it’s a slight misspelling of the latin dīvide et imperā, or divide and conquer. the proper spelling was already taken, so i slapped an extra a in there. i honestly thought that was the correct spelling in the first place. oh, well.

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all right, let’s do it. this right here is an rp ad for takeshi kovacs from altered carbon (the books, not the show).

uncapped! free for plotting and IMs, but can also do random things.

fair warning: kovacs can potentially trigger a lot of stuff. please let me know if there’s anything you want to avoid, and i’ll make sure it doesn’t come up in our thread!