#unsub au

[crucifiedramblings]

UNSUB SPENCER REID— nsfw headcanons

minors/ageless blogs dni. adult content. you will be blocked.

content warning: mature themes, dubcon, spencer is mean, dead dove/do not eat, all nsfw under the cut ✭

unsub spencer's approach to intimacy is . . . calculated. he plans out every move like your body is a chessboard and sex is his game. he counts how many articles of clothing you have that require removal, making the stripping of each piece into a show for his own entertainment.

he's also mean. spencer will defile you, degrade you with no mercy, and really hammer it in that you are useless without him— why? the more he repeats it, the more you believe it. unsub spencer wants a loyal dog rather than a partner.

"aw, bunny— look how desperate you are! where would you be without me to satisfy your needs? you're too stupid to take care of it on your own."

spencer loves to leave you covered in bruises, decorated with shades of violet that remind you of him. he wants you to feel his merciless mouth for days after its departure.

and don't forget about spencer's roaming hands— frequently finding your throat, squeezing in just the right way— until you find yourself dizzy and staring up at him with a lovesick gaze. spencer frequently experiments with how close he can get to you passing out before he stops and strokes your head, hushing you like he would a bird during a storm.

"sh, shh— it's okay, dove. you're okay— i'd never hurt you."

don't get spencer wrong, he would never hurt you— but you wouldn't really consider it to be hurtful . . . considering he would be toying with your sex the entire time. stroking your cock slowly, painfully— or allowing his fingers to circle your clit while whispering vile things in your ear.

[redhoodie1723]

@criminalmindsweek day 1 prompt: unsub au

+slight enemies to lovers with spencelle (she’s also an unsub, maybe they’re after the same target?)

[capekelpie]

been rewatching Criminal Minds and I think Hotch should be allowed to do a little (more) murder to blow off some steam, you know, as a treat.

[crucifiedramblings]

guys i have something so devious in my drafts for y'all . . . hope you like dark spencer reid <3

[cargopantsprentiss]

Okay fine the Elementary Jemily au is back on

[guccifloralsuits]

hotch and Morgan would be like y’all pLEase stop killing people 😩 no matter how much we want to commit murder u just can’t! and the killer squad would just b like ...u can join us if u really want... and Morgan and hotch would just. have intense moral crises the entire time.

and then if hotch and Morgan did somehow manage to catch them (doubtful), hotch would 1000% be their lawyer and Morgan would “lose” important files so no one would go to jail. As much as Morgan and hotch are the ~lawful aligned characters, they really only are in comparison to others ahdjsk otherwise the bau is just full of chaotic hotties suffering from constant moral crises and carrying guns and licenses to kill lol

OKAY MOOD TO ALL but Garcia would deffffd be the one to uh. hack that evidence out and awayyyy lmao. I could see Hotch as more likely to be like “fuck it. let’s go hoes” but I think Morgan is the most principled of them so he would be the hardest to switch 😭

But ur so right lamooo compared to “I’m a designated terrorist” Garcia, “already killed a guy randomly who pissed me off” Elle/Prentiss & Spencer (no extra explanation needed) Hotch & Morgan seem lawful but on their own......like my man hotch still misused the BAU funds literally all the time for random team members vendettas bye