CapeKelpie

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[capekelpie]

COMMISSIONS OPEN

Just got hit with a very ouchy vet bill. Magnolia Rat needed a tumor removed. This is even more rough so soon after Sasha Rat's after-hours euthanasia.

(numbers are not in USD)

If you'd like some art and to help support my chaos potatoes (and by extension, me), hmu. My DMs are open.

Example pieces:

Prices (as of 2025)

Sketch

Headshot - 6 USD

Halfbody - 13 USD

Fullbody - 24 USD

Coloured Sketch

Headshot - 10 USD

Halfbody - 20 USD

Fullbody - 40 USD

Coloured, Shaded Sketch

Headshot - 20 USD

Halfbody - 35 USD

Fullbody - 55 USD

Line art

Headshot - 15 USD

Halfbody - 30 USD

Fullbody - 45 USD

Coloured Line art

Headshot - 20 USD

Halfbody - 35 USD

Fullbody - 60 USD

Coloured, Shaded Line art

Headshot - 30 USD

Halfbody - 50 USD

Fullbody - 75 USD

Rendered piece (this may include line art, if you want)

Headshot - 50 USD

Halfbody - 100 USD

Fullbody - 150 USD

ADDITIONS

Simple background + 5 USD

Complex background - Decided after discussion

Additional character + 80% Each.

Complicated Bird wings + 30%

I will draw:

People/Animals/Characters

Gore

NSFW (we can discuss)

Furry

Horror

Story illustrations

I will not draw:

Complicated mecha

Sexualization of anything that wouldn't pass the Jack Harkness Test.

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[ratbuchet]

psa for fellow formal wear enthusiasts

[pien-art]

currently on s23 of SVU and i think they should uhh kiss

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[twinktorturer]

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

[capekelpie]

BELA TALBOT NOOOOOOOO

[capekelpie]

I feel like shooting the very unhappy werewolf girl after trying one (1) cure is a little premature

[hometoursandotherstuff]

You gotta see this house. It's not for sale, but it's for rent for $8,500mo. (minimum 12 mo. lease) 4bds, 3ba, 3,100sqft, cats OK.

This is the entrance foyer.

Built in the 1970s, the house's style is called rare "hippie baroque," which I've never heard of.

The kitchen is to the left of the entrance and the living room is to the right. Notice the ceiling.

This looks like fabric.

I've never such unusual lighting.

The kitchen is unlike any that I've ever seen. It's low and very angular.

It has these intricately carved windows with stained glass throughout the house.

To the left of the kitchen there's this sitting area with a single chair and a ladder to a loft.

Then, there's a piano and a picnic-like dining table.

There's a doorway to a room here, but they have cushions to sit on, in the doorway.

Without the cushions, there's a step up.

This looks like a music room with built-in place to lounge or sit. Plus, there's another ladder to a loft.

A large bath has a sculptural round shower with mosaic tiles.

Matching tub. There's something in the tub, and are those stones in a trough?

Then, past the sinks there's a toilet room.

Here's a home office.

And, this is the entrance to another bath.

An angled toilet.

There's a bedroom at the top of these stairs.

And, bedroom #2 has a strategically placed mirror.

The bedrooms have access to this upper deck.

Curving brick wall in a Zen garden.

Beautiful waterfall.

This is the pool.

The house looks like a village.

Huge house.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/80-Murray-Ave-Kentfield-CA-94904/19249454_zpid/?

[frijolebean]

He's not human.

[thepollingstation]

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21

[capekelpie]

whaaaaaat? A continuity error in *my* Supernatural???

[missnilescrane]

when it’s the fourteenth 

[capekelpie]

The way the Winchesters sustain grievous facial injuries every second episode for 15 years with nary a scar to be seen, while I have to live the rest of my life with a reminder of that one tiny little biopsy Winchester brothers drop the skincare routine in the comments

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[ratsquinks]

grandma soupy

[capekelpie]

You know, for a smart guy, Sam Winchester isn't very smart. Summon bloody mary in a shop full of mirrors why don't you? Couldn't possibly take it outside.