#unsubtle canon

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If squidbob isn’t canon then how do you explain this?

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all haters are just jealous that their OTP never got to introduce sicko mode at the superbowl

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Squid Noir is just so amazing okay. If there was a way I could screencap Squidward’s bad ass narration I would. But for now here are all the other moments that I loved:

Everything becomes black and white (the shading is FANTASTIC) and Squid becomes a detective.

“Ooh, Squidward! You’re so... hard-boiled~” Of course first thing SB does is to start flirting with him lmao

Apparently we get a hug in every episode now???

Spongebob shows Squidward the kisses he got from his grandma and then says “There’s room for one more!” um

They can’t keep their hands off of each other these days 

Another squidbob kiss. Take note that all of these caps take place within the span of like 30 secs lol

Not pictured:

-SB asking Squid if he can be his partner and Squid immediately agreeing

-SB going “YEAH IT’S A PLAYDATE” and emphasizing the word “date”

-Squidward narrating and referring to Spongebob as his partner

...Wait didn’t I write a fanfic about this what the fuck

I seriously thought they were going to a hotel but they drove past it lmao I swear to god the subtext was intentional though

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Detective boyfriends about to give their boss a heart attack as usual

Their interrogation skills have somehow gotten WORSE since Krab Borg, it’s hilarious

They make such a good team. Squidward says “C’mon, Spongebob” a lot.

They go home to Squidward’s house together hmmmm

Patrick joins in because Patrick

This is one of the most bad ass-looking SB screenshots I’ve ever taken honestly

and the ep ends with sb being a supportive boyfriend

One of my favorite eps of the season! Creative and such a joy to watch and not just because of the squidbob moments i swear you can tell they worked really hard on this one

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spongebob literally grabbed squidward’s ass yet some people still deny that squidbob is canon smh

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never forget that there’s an ep where spongebob and squidward play spin the bottle

and yes it landed on squidward

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Spongebob... Chill.

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when you’re caught flirting at work

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I’m watching this new ep and it’s so cute, everyone’s there

Both my OTP and crackship are in the same picture

And of course there is some hot sitting next to each other action

Flirting over cake

Get a room you two jeez

AND THEN SURPRISE SQUANDY???

This ep was a wild ride. A lot more happens after this sequence and it’s probably one of my favorites. It got REALLY INTENSE and I loved every second of it. It surprisingly reminded me of the anime fan opening with some sequences and I was legit going “holy shit what the fuck” the whole time. I can’t wait for it to air in the US!