#untitledrps

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Beano: Because I was thinking how like the most words I had learned upon coming to Spain were words for alcohol so like what if someone (Athena) was like ares u dumb shit you know nothing of this world and he just shrugs and proudly is like I MAY KNOW NOTHING BUT I CAANN ORDER ALL TYPES OF ALCOHOL IN 50 LANGUAGES

egg trash: FUCK

egg trash: "do you know how to order a jaeger bomb in cantonese athena"

"––well i mea––"

"didnt think so"

egg trash: "wisdom and strategy my ass"

Beano: Athena you pretentious shitslinger

[ofoffence]

[makes V give me ten million starters when i’m bored]

[pragmatiism-archive]

koaschei [hands u my son even tho we've never rped together]

Send me your URL and I’ll tell you

My Opinion on;

Character in general: bRUV OKAY LISTEN I ACTUALLY READ DEATHLESS V V RECENTLY AND HOLY MOTHER FU CK I NG S HIT. DUDE I AM SO IN LOVE WITH KOSCHEI TBH LIKE 10/10 WOULD MARRY THAT BIRDMAN.AS GLKJQH . SUCH A FUCKING LEGIT CHARACTER I AM CRYING TBH VALENTE CAN HAVE MY DISGUSTING SOULHow they play them: i really fucKIN dig the stuff i’ve seen of you on dash man FML. your writing style is really compelling and interesting to read and i just dIG. I DIG SO MUCH. The Mun: U SHOULD HOLLA AT ME SOMETIME U SEEM FUNNY AS HELL FROM YOUR TAGS LMFAO PLS BE MY FRIEND

Do I:

RP with them: NOT YETWant to RP with them: DAMN YEA

What is my;

Overall Opinion: U R ONE HELLA DANK MEME, MY FRIEND

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty

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egg trash: IM MEMEING U SO HARD 2NITE

Beano: I KNOOOWWWWWW

Beano: MEME ME HARD

egg trash: Meme me hard before u g

egg trash: Memer time sadness

Beano: MEME ME UP SCOTTY

egg trash: [RUBS SELF ALL OVER U] "IM HER MEME FUCKER"

Beano: WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME WHEN IM NO LONGER A MEMER

egg trash: WISE MEN SAY ONLY FOOLS RUsh IN BUT I CANT HELP MEMEING ALL OVER U

Beano: OH YMG DO

Beano: SHOW YOUR MEME DOMINANCE???

Beano: [RUBS MEME SCENT UPON ME SO NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO MEME ME]

egg trash: ULTIMAte BEAN? ULTIMATE MEME!

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hoard of predators. hawks. cats. canines. snakes. owls. crocodiles. when dragonares lays on them it just pisses them off. and then when he gets up to greet an intruder he bares his belly and all these pissed off predators INCUR A CHAOS UKNOWN TO MAN

[shows everyone abs because they’re hot and also knows it pisses them off] [angry old man crocodile in the background yelling at Ares to keep his fucking shirt on] also love the idea of a dragon just. laying. on top of all these creatures and they’re just like FUCK this guy is hEAVY AS BALLS

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bloodymissb replied to your post: bloodymissb replied to your post: on the real...

Pretending to get drunk to make Meechum feel all loosey goosey and open. She fuckin’ buttered up that fine piece of meat and set it on the skillet, okay. She was stone cold sober when she went to get those bandages. COLD STONE FOX!

untitledrps replied to your post: on the real though i have actually gotten anons...

Half my muses are like 2000+ yrs old and they don’t get shit for being sexually active. Maybe the anons think u get ur libido back after you surpass like 200 yrs of age?!?!?!? Like: high score! Here’s ur prize! Ur sex drive back!!!

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Me: I know exactly what pokemon Ares would be

V: Growlithe [guesses it exactly right on first try]

Me: What the FUCK

V: Big puffy fire dog

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untitledrps replied to your post:okay but real talk if your muse is a witch/you...

“http://untitledrps.tumblr.com/lau1” “http://untitledrps.tumblr.com/tagged/lau***” Kidwitch!!!

[breathes heavily]