My little niece is 3 and im the type of person that enjoys watching little kids say FUCK at top volume when looking at a truck, so this whole year between 2 and 3 has been great for me with both my nieces on that front.
I've also been trying to figure out what to change my name to for like ten years now, but today is the firgst time I've actually considered keeping it. because I got to hear, in the middle of a crowded dog park on a Sunday morning, my favourite little spudlet screech
"LOOK CUNTY WEE!!"
BC she found a leaf on the ground.














