#unzue

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→ Barça squad members signed a ball from the Copa del Rey final and gave it to Juan Carlos Unzué (officially announced as Celta's new coach) as a farewell gift to remember them by. [x]

→ They also signed a ball for Jérémy Mathieu, who started to say goodbye and confessed his plans to leave Barça to his teammates on the plane back to Barcelona following the final. [x]

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The 2 main moods during a football match

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Crackovia - Les Proves A Unzué (Unzué’s tests)

U: Unzué L: Lucho

- U: Hey Lucho, thank you for helping me prepare myself to be Barça’s new coach

- L: Hehe you’re welcome Unzué, today we’ll have an obstacle race for you to have an idea of what it’s like to be a Barça coach. Are you ready?

- U: Yes

- L: 3, 2, 1, Go!!

- L: Be careful, here come the journalists!! Avoid their recurring questions! How’s the team going? What do you think about what I don’t know who said? How would you evaluate the referee?

- U: umm… I have total confidence in the team.

- L: good

- U: I don’t have an opinion on what other people say. - U: good

- U: I don’t talk about referees. There will be a closed doors training session tomorrow.

- L: Perfect! And look, one even fell asleep.. hehe you’re a quick learner little one.

- L: Pain does not exist. 2nd test. Rescue Pique when he is crucified by the caverna (madridistas) every time he posts a tweet!

- U: put down the phone man.. um.. look there’s Mark.. Zuckerberg.. yes..

- L: Good strategy… hey.. what are you doing? Don’t you see that taking care of yourself is to no avail?! For every year as a Barça coach, you’ll age 10! Come on.. next test!

- L: Come on, here we go again, Neymar celebrating the Carnaval in Brazil.. same thing every year.. come on, recover him before he gets a yellow card and gets a sanction.. Come one.. come on..

- U: Uh… Miss… Lucho.. this is impossible.

- L: ay.. leave him.. this is the most difficult test.. I have tried to stop it every year and I couldn’t do it.. Come on.. Next test.

- U: Coming..

- L: Attention, you have to line the team up with a midfield where no one knows how to pass the ball

- U: André Gomes.. Denis.. And Turan!

- L: Good! 

- L: The penultimate test, and careful cause this is one of the mos difficult tests.. you have to make this fan stand up.. 

- U: uh.. I don’t know.. uhh. Messi Goal against Madrid!!! Um.. Historic comeback! 6-1!!! Uh.. um.. 10 minutes till the end of the match.. The stadium’s exit is getting crowded!

- L&U: Yeess Yesss… Come on!!

- L: yes sir… Final test! Oh no.. Messi is upset because you did not start him in a friendly match.. who even does that.. Ask him for forgiveness.. crawl begging for his forgiveness or you will never win a match again in your entire sorry life!

- U: I am sorry Messi!…

- L: What? I can’t hear you

- U: I AM SORRY..!!

- L: I can’t hear you!!

- U: I AM SORRY MESSI!!!

- L: good.. End time.

- U: This is very difficult Lucho, I don’t know if I can do it… You had to go through all this to coach Barça??

- L: What are you saying man, didn’t you see that I came after Tata Martino? They only made me throw a bbq. Hahaha.

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○ Lucho: Look Juan Carlos look.. Look at all the fucks I give about media talk. ● Unzue: uh.. Umm.. I don't see anything Lucho.. ○ Lucho: Exactly my friend.. exactly!

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El mensaje de Unzué tras desplazarse varios enfermos de ELA al Congreso para tramitar una ley y ver que solo asistieron 5 de los 350 diputados:

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Unzué hace el saque de honor y pide la aplicación de la nueva ley para el ELA

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«El chupinazo dará visibilidad a la ELA en todo el mundo»

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«El chupinazo dará visibilidad a la ELA en todo el mundo»

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