Sep 29, 2016
I love getting boys to do simple tasks that I can easily do myself
#hey marcus can you pick my pencil#up please?#like i realized my pencil was on the floor#and class was over so everyone was leaving#and i didn't want to bend down and get it#and none of my friends would#and the other kid there was this guy and he was carrying all this stuff#like his binder a textbook and a notebook#and the textbook is really glossy so the notebook was slipping#plus he was tryna balance a water bottle on top of all that#and me#a bitch#is like#in like my super sick nasaly voice cause i'm sick af#and he's like sure#and immediately puts his stuff down and in like half a second i have my pencil#at first my friends were like how dare you ask him to get your pencil you lazy ass bitch#then they were just like oh shit#it's like my new fav thing#fav#i've never talked to this boy ever#like what a stand up#i have always gotten guys to do stuff for me though#idk why none of them have ever liked me#it's cause i don't really give them a choice#i guess#anyways#i'm a certified bitch#and i'm lovin it#shit so tags fucked up. first tag is what I said to him
