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Up10tion As Cards Against Humanity Cards Pt. 3

Jinhoo: Some god-damn peace and quiet 

Kuhn: Third base 

Kogyeol: Daddy issues

Wei: Cards Against Humanity (yes this is legit a card from the deck, don’t believe me? look it up yourself)

Bitto: BATMAN!!!

Wooshin: Passive aggressive Post-It notes

Sunyoul: A balanced breakfast

Gyujin: A subscription to men’s fitness

Hwanhee: A sea of troubles

Xiao: Spectacular abs

 - Admin Ania 

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Up10tion As Cards Against Humanity Cards Pt. 2

Jinhoo: Grandma

Kuhn: A look-see

Kogyeol: The forbidden fruit

Wei: The Force

Bitto: Powerful thighs 

Wooshin: Mutually assured destruction

Sunyoul: Sunshine and rainbows

Gyujin: Making a pouty face

Hwanhee: Licking things to claim them as your own 

Xiao:  Cuddling 

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Up10tion As: Breakfast Foods

Jinhoo: fluffy warm pancakes

Kuhn: a bagel 

Kogyeol: yogurt and fruit

Wei: sinnamon bun

Bitto: eggs and bacon

Wooshin: french toast 

Sunyoul: sunny side up eggs

Gyujin: waffles with fruit and whipped cream

Hwanhee: cereal (without the milk)

Xiao: fried rice (doesn’t get the concept of eating breakfast foods)

 - Admin Ania

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Up10tion As Cards Against Humanity Cards Pt. 1

Jinhoo: The middle aged man on roller skates 

Kuhn: Concealing a boner

Kogyeol: Powerful thighs 

Wei: Another goddamn vampire movie

Bitto: Vigorous jazz hands

Wooshin: Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up

Sunyoul: World peace

Gyujin: The Little Engine That Could

Hwanhee: Being a motherfucking sorcerer

Xiao: The thing that electrocutes your abs

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Up10tion As Shit My Friends Have Said Pt. 3

Jinhoo: “The serenade was fucking perfect don’t even”

Kuhn: “Do you smell that? That’s the scent of my manliness”

Kogyeol: “I like that you encourage my pettiness and saltiness”

Wei: “I say I should be more social but then I just go hide under a rock to play video games. Don’t worry I’m not a mess yet”

Bitto: “Loud music is the cure to all problems”

Wooshin: “When she sits down I swear the ground shakes. You’ll either feel the ground shake or hear her hit the floor. Which ever comes first”

Sunyoul: “You wanna go punk?! Just kidding I’m a soft child don’t hurt me”

Gyujin: “Like y’all can have ur privilege but at least I don’t lose a layer of skin every time I walk outside”

Hwanhee: “I didn’t ask for this abuse” 

Xiao: “I’m not cute I’m a badass! I eat nails for breakfast!”

 - Admin A

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Up10tion as High School Girl Types

Kogyeol: The smart cheerleader 

Kuhn: The star player on the girls basketball team

Gyujin: The shy and nerdy one

Wei: The gamer who secretly has the highest IQ out of everyone

Sunyoul: The kind and loving one

Hwanhee: The annoying one who whines about everything

Wooshin: The pretty one who looks scary

Jinhoo: The smart one

Xiao: The lovable one who everyone likes

Bitto: The kind of loner one but still has a lot of friends

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When their S/O Appears at the Dorm with a Puppy

Kuhn: He’ll open the door to see you holding a Tervuren puppy with a giant smile plastered to your face. First he’ll be a bit confused but once it settles in that you bringing this puppy wasn’t random he’ll be all over you two. Kuhn will take the puppy from you and start playing with it for the next few hours because it’s adorable. Don’t be upset if he ignores you, you’re the one who brought the puppy with you in the first place

Jinhoo: Once he sees the small fluff ball in your arms he’ll immediately take it from you to go play with the puppy. He’ll shout thank you as he runs to the living room, grabbing a tennis ball on the way. One thing about him is that he loves animals and anything fluffy. If you bring a puppy well...good luck with your boyfriend because he’ll be in love with that puppy. Just like Kuhn, you don’t need to be upset or worried, just know that you’ll be in for a ride if you bring the puppy with you again

Kogyeol: Oh boy. Duck and cover. He loves you to the moon and back but seeing you in front of him with a golden retriever puppy...oh man he’ll be all over it. He’ll drag you into the dorm and get you to play with him and the puppy. If you refuse, why the hell would you, he’ll pout like a little kid until you join him. Obviously he wins this battle and you give in to those eyes as he holds the puppy up by his face

Wei: When I say that this boy lives for cute things and is a meme...that is not a lie and we all know it. So if you show up at the dorm with a puppy in your hands he won’t hesitate to engulf you both in a giant bear hug. As soon as he let’s go he’ll grab his coat and drag you both outside to go to a dog park to play. He loves the puppy already and it’s only been five minutes...damn you gotta be careful with your boyfriend. Either way you won’t regret bringing this puppy with you because that means you can spend more time with him 

Wooshin: First thing he’ll do when you show up with a puppy in your hands is: Is that puppy prettier than me? Once he’s figured that it’s not, there will be nothing to stop him from wanting to go on a walk with you and the puppy. He’s reaction may not be as big as the rest of the guys but that doesn’t meant he doesn’t love that puppy. Wooshin just shows his affection in a more subtle way and it’ll show whenever you two are alone with the puppy or if you two are out in public walking it

Gyujin: Okay, don’t be alarmed but...he will probably notice the puppy before he notices you. He’s such a softie at heart that seeing the puppy with get him smiling widely, like the kind of smile where he scrunches up his face but that’s when you know it’s genuine. Gyujin can’t get enough of the puppy, he’ll ask you if he can keep it at the dorm. You’ll be cautious at first but when you see his sad/unhappy face...oh man you can’t say no. He’s adorable just like the puppy (low-key he is a puppy) 

Bitto: Cover your ears because here comes the dolphin screeching when he sees you holding a puppy. After a long day of practice he’ll want to spend the next several hours outside in the fresh air with you two. Don’t be surprised if he starts running around like a crazy person as the puppy chases him around a park. He won’t be able to stop smiling and laughing, thanking you for bringing the puppy along because it’s relaxing. Even if he’s running around like mad with a small puppy running after him

Sunyoul: What? You brought a puppy with you? Um...it won’t make a mess will it? Sunyoul may have some initial concerns but those will go away once you get him to play fetch with the puppy. He’ll love getting to be around you and see this new side of you. Most of all he’ll throughly enjoy having the puppy around because it helps him destress about work and other things. He will probably ask you to bring the puppy again (more than once)

Xiao: Um...also cover your ears and duck because here comes the dolphins screeching accompanied by jumping around you like a little kid. He loves cute things and animals, so since you brought this upon yourself he won’t hesitate to run away with the puppy. Don’t worry he doesn’t go too far but just know that running around the dorm may not be the best option. Xiao will love you even more if you let him keep the puppy, and if you say no you better make sure you have nerves of steel. This boy has aegyo for days so be ready to hold your ground. There is no question that you give in, he’s adorable and you can’t resist him

Hwanhee: Will be similar to Xiao but won’t dolphin screech. He’ll be very hyper and energetic with the puppy, taking it around the whole dorm to give it a tour before settling down to cuddle with it. Of course he’ll invite you to join in on the cuddles, which you gladly do, and spend the day together. He will eventually get up to go play with the puppy, rolling a ball back and forth between his hands as he watches the puppy run after it over and over again, it’s little tail wagging back and forth. Needless to say you won’t be going home with the puppy

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Up10tion As: Shit My Friends Have Said Pt. 2

Wooshin - “He’s like a pancake with no seasoning. Bland, flat, and bad for your health”

Jinhoo - “I love how you try to harm him even when it’s on accident”

Sunyoul - “Drama is just irritating and stressful”

Kogyeol - “Like I don’t understand getting drunk. Especially with beer. It’s practically fizzy piss water”

Bitto - “YOO I JUST GOT A FREE DRINK ITS LIT”

Kuhn - “I didn’t think about this when I agreed to the last minute horse show”

Hwanhee - “Just passed the town of weed”

Xiao - “Why the fuck are you in California?”

Gyujin - “:DDDDD SNOW”

Wei - “He’s a little brat brat that’s evil but he’s pretty cute and kind of sad also so in the end he’s just kind of there”

 - Admin A