#up10tion posts

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How Wooshin Fell For Sunyoul: A Very Short Story

Gyujin: Hey Wooshin, how did you know that Sunyoul is the love of your life?

Wooshin: Well he walked past me a few times, and then when he was singing Hwanhee to sleep I couldn't help but listen and fall in love

Gyujin: Awe, that's so sweet

Wooshin: And then I heard him smack the shit out of the little brat and I really knew that I wanted him

- Admin Ania

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Should You Make Up10tion Jealous?

A/N: Jealous Up10tion anyone? I’ll be honest with y’all, this comeback had me feeling some kind of way. The boys in suits is my weakness and they’re such boyfriend material so let’s get right into the fun of things!

 - Admin Ania 

Jinhoo: For the shits and giggles yeah, go for it. He can tell when you’re intentionally making him jealous verses when you’re really clueless that you’re making him jealous. If you don’t know you’re doing it he’ll probably talk it out with you after everything. If you do know what you’re doing then he’ll have a... different way of handling the situation ;)

Kuhn: Jealous Kuhn is fun but not fun Kuhn. Like Jinhoo, it really depends on whether you’re doing it intentionally or not. If you’re doing it intentionally you should be prepared for a loooooooooong night ahead of you. While he is a sweetheart there is a side of Kuhn that becomes slightly animalistic when he’s jealous

Kogyeol: Should you make him jealous? Well that all depends but I’d say go for it. He is one of the vocalists of the group and has a beautiful voice, why wouldn’t you want to bring that out of him? (You all know what I mean)

Wei: We all know how sexy he is, I’m not about to deny it for myself at least, and when you make him jealous his jaw will clench a bit and his eyes will narrow. Making him jealous means he will told onto you in a way that you may feel is suggestive, when for him it isn’t. I dare you to make him jealous and see where it goes from there

Bitto: Don’t make him jealous. He’s too sweet and cute to deserve that from you. Although, in the event that he does get jealous, be prepared to talk with him a lot. Bitto doesn’t strike me as someone who lets things just sit for awhile; he seemed to like getting things cleared up pretty quickly

Wooshin: No. Do not do it. For the life of me I promise you that is not something you should try to do. He’s a very nice and loving person but there’s going to be more than just a cold shoulder towards you if you make him jealous. 10 outta 10 would not recommend doing....

Sunyoul: What did the soft and pure child do to get you to make him jealous? I mean I wouldn’t suggest doing it, and even if it was on accident he’ll want to talk it through. Sunyoul doesn't seem like the kind of person to wait very long to talk through an issue. Then again, making him jealous may get you something 

Gyujin: Making him jealous is actually harder than you might think but I wouldn’t suggest trying. Much like Sunyoul, he doesn’t seem like someone who will wait very long to talk things through

Hwanhee: Jealous Hwanhee is actually pretty entertaining. Hell, he may even play the assumption song while giving you a “serious” look just so he can make a point to you. It doesn’t work. Just a heads up since this song isn’t something you can actually take seriously

Xiao: No, no, no, no. Jealous Dongyeol is not good because he probably won’t be able to approach you. Not that he’ll be furious but he won’t be calm either. I mean have you seen this kid and his stern gaze? 

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Xiao: I'm gonna be a vampire for Halloween

Wei: So you'll be going as Wooshin?

Wooshin: *from his bedroom* WEI, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF

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A Day in the Life of Sunyoul

Wooshin: It's lunch time but... *looks at the clock*

Xiao: *stomach rumbles* I'm hungry

Jinhoo: *looks around* This is the first time that Sunyoul hasn't made Xiao l-- *front door opens and Sunyoul walks in*

Sunyoul: *holding grocery bags in his hands* Bitch you thought

- Admin Ania

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How Likely Is Up10tion To...

Walk Into a Glass Door

 - Jinhoo: Probably the only one who won’t run into the door, but then again there’s a small chance he might

 - Kuhn: Depends on the situation. If he’s looking at Minsoo then yeah, he’ll run smack into the door and probably be unfazed by the embarrassing thing he just did

 - Kogyeol: More likely that the door is gonna run into him. You know like when someone holds the door open but then they decide to not hold it open anymore so the door basically punches you square in the nose?

- Wei: 100% will not only walk into the door, but will do it at top speed

 - Bitto: Not very likely, especially since he’s already really careful. Though if he’s not wearing his glasses then he’s a bit more prone to it

 - Wooshin: Sees the glass door and wonders how he can use it to how advantage 

 - Sunyoul: Without contacts in, 99.99999% chance he’s gonna walk into it. With contacts in, 40% chance he’ll walk into it because he’s not paying any attention (someone save the poor boy)

 - Gyujin: Doesn’t walk into the door, has to go help everyone else who walk into it though

 - Hwanhee: Either walked into it or was pushed into it, who the fuck knows anymore

 - Xiao: Was actually about to open the door then got body slammed into it by Hwanhee

 - Admin Ania

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How Likely is Up10tion To...

Break Something In the Dorm

 - Jinhoo: Won’t be breaking anything unless provoked. He’ll be the one scolding the others

 - Kuhn: Probably broke a vase while trying to bring Kogyeol some flowers

 - Kogyeol: Probably won’t break anything but who knows

 - Wei: Most likely broke five game controllers because gamer’s rage kicked in

 - Bitto: I’m guessing he broke three knifes because he kept forgetting to sharpen them after he used them

 - Wooshin: One of the most likely to not break anything in the dorm because he’s careful and doesn’t take his anger out on things that aren’t meant to be beaten up

 - Sunyoul: Only broke one plate and that’s because Hwanhee thought it would be funny to scare the life out of him while he was doing the dishes

 - Gyujin: Hasn’t broken anything and won’t break anything because he’s a good child and is responsible 

 - Hwanhee: Lets see here… he broke a window, plates (to no surprise), pots, probably a few chopsticks and spoons, probably broke the rice cooker so now Sunyoul has to buy them a new one, you can see where this is going

 - Xiao: Accidentally tore off the head of his teddy bear, his pillow probably broke because of the last pillow fight he had with Gyujin and Hwanhee, the one thing he broke on purpose was his phone because he wanted to get a new one

 - Admin Ania

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A Day in the Life of Kogyeol

Kogyeol: *spins the bottle and it stops at Kuhn* ...

Kuhn: You already know I'm gonna ravish you later so why play this game now?

Kogyeol: Okay, for once I'd like it if you could play this game with me like a normal person

- Admin Ania

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When Kuhn Is Jealous and Needy

Ah, how I’ve missed writing requests! And I’m sorry in advance for the shitty writing quality since it’s been over a month of me not writing. I’m excited to see where this ends up

 - Admin Ania

 - Did you really want to make him jealous? I mean I can’t tell if you wanted this or it was an accident?

 - Jealous Kuhn isn’t the funnest, simply because he gets really moody around you but decides not to say anything about how he feels because he wants you to figure it out for yourself 

 - Don’t expect him to be cuddly or affectionate with you since you provoked this side of him

 - If you ask him what’s wrong he may or may not have an answer for you

 - TBH he may walk away from you right then and there

 - The thing that you did to cause him to be jealous is that you were being very touchy and affectionate with another member

 - Men...sometimes you don’t know what to do with them...but then again...you love Kuhn to bits and pieces so you don’t really want to leave him

 - Also, a bad time for him to be jealous because even if he his feeling this way he’s got a much bigger problem that’s staring him in the face (literally)

 - Ya boy is feeling needy which started two days ago but he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable so he didn’t say anything

 - I think it’s best that you talk to him

 - If he’ll let you... He probably will if you address him in the right way and don’t just jump in (read that however you will)

 - These two qualities together are a bad thing... or I guess in your case it’s a good thing

 - If he’s needy enough he’ll give you what you want, but it won’t be gentle

 - He’ll start off with soft touches and slowly they’ll get more intense (not in the violent way)

 - Will probably take you from behind honestly, I would be wiling to bet money on this

 - Lots of dirty talking and a lot of swearing on his end 

 - “What was that? You’re sorry?”

 - Has no self-control during this time

 - “You’ve been a bad girl. Prove to me that you’re sorry”

 - After everything he’ll apologize for being so rough with you and somehow still manage to point out that you need to say sorry to him for making him jealous

 - Sweet and cuddly Kuhn is back