Hwanhee: you gotta look sad
Sunyoul: but there’s nothing to be sad about
Hwanhee: your dead goldfish
Sunyoul: but my goldfish isn’t dead
Hwanhee: it will be if you don’t look sad
Sunyoul: *cries*

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Hwanhee: you gotta look sad
Sunyoul: but there’s nothing to be sad about
Hwanhee: your dead goldfish
Sunyoul: but my goldfish isn’t dead
Hwanhee: it will be if you don’t look sad
Sunyoul: *cries*
Hwanhee: Do you believe that dinosaurs were real?
Jinhyuk: That's like asking someone if they thought the titanic really sank or not...
hongjoong: hello people who don’t live here
changbin: [already clinging onto wooyoung] hi
seonghwa: we gave you keys to this dorm for emergencies only
minho: well changbin missed wooyoung
hongjoong: that explains why he’s here but why are the rest of you here?
skz:
up10tion:
onf:
hwanhee: we missed our child
seonghwa, grabbing a broom: STAY AWAY FROM OUR MAKNAE
Kogyeol: Kuhn is going to get himself new glasses
Wooshin: But then he can see how ugly you really are.
A Day in the Life of Up10tion
*returning to the dorm after the promotions in Japan*
Kogyeol: You know what would be funny?
U10T: What?
Kogyeol: *while opening the door to the dorm* If Wooshin was on the other side of this door
Wooshin: *genuinely confused as to why Kogyeol said that* Why would that be funny?
U10T: WOOSHIN
Jinhoo: Okay, let’s stop using the term ‘butthurt’. We’re not twelve anymore.
Kogyeol: You sound fannytroubled.
Kuhn: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
Wei: Someone’s having a tushytantrum.
Xiao: Making my way downtown. ♪
Xiao: Walking fast. ♪
Xiao:....
Xiao: Walking a little bit slower so my steps match with Jinhoo Hyung’s because he’s short...
Wooshin: *asleep*
Wooshin: *calls Wei*
Wei waking up disoriented: hello?
Wooshin: hey what’s up?
Wei: Wooshin it’s three in the morning why are you phoning me?
Wooshin: well I saw this thing on YouTube where people were phoning satan at 3 am so I thought why not try it out myself
Wei: ...
Wei: ...
Wei: now listen here you little piece of uncultured shit